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Originally Posted by skybluesue
Was on the same flight to Spain(years ago) with johnny Briggs aka Mike Baldwin...what a pain in the ass...his golf clubs were not waiting for him when he got off the plane...he caused a right holy stink....I`m sure I heard the little gem DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?.......celebrity big head..
Lived in south Africa for a while...we were at a Pro/Am golf tournament in Orkney..Gary Player was just about to tee off when he heard someone coughing....the big headed bugger threw his club down and refused to play until there was absolute silence!! The event was to raise money for charity....
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Lived in south Africa for a while...we were at a Pro/Am golf tournament in Orkney..Gary Player was just about to tee off when he heard someone coughing....the big headed bugger threw his club down and refused to play until there was absolute silence!! The event was to raise money for charity....
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Sorry for the hijack
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Had dinner is a restaurant in Liverpool and sat on a table between the entire Liverpool first team and Atomic Kitten. And John Barnes went to my mates wedding.
I think I'm done now.
No, wait....when England won the rugger World Cup I met a number of the Leicester Tigers players who were in the squad.
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Originally Posted by britontour
I saw one of the fat two ladies (not the one that died) off of the two fat ladies cooking show on the Scotish coast.
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Originally Posted by Schnorbitz
Was on a flight back from Florida a few years ago and Will Mellor was on board. On the same vacation I saw Matt Lucas in the Nike Store at the Orlando Premium Outlets.
Had dinner is a restaurant in Liverpool and sat on a table between the entire Liverpool first team and Atomic Kitten. And John Barnes went to my mates wedding.
I think I'm done now.
No, wait....when England won the rugger World Cup I met a number of the Leicester Tigers players who were in the squad.
Had dinner is a restaurant in Liverpool and sat on a table between the entire Liverpool first team and Atomic Kitten. And John Barnes went to my mates wedding.
I think I'm done now.
No, wait....when England won the rugger World Cup I met a number of the Leicester Tigers players who were in the squad.
Oh, wait...we were regulars in the players lounge after the city matches ..aha got ya there
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Originally Posted by USBound
wow - small world, have a friend who lives there... backend of rich peeps no where would be the best description for it...doesn't jeremy clarkson live there too?
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Originally Posted by USBound
wow - small world, have a friend who lives there... backend of rich peeps no where would be the best description for it...doesn't jeremy clarkson live there too?
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as for seeing celebs around, big ears Lineker walking around Virginia Waters, and also saw the big twunt...errr...knob face, whats his name....Beckham, picking up a new Ferrari from the dealer in Egham....in the Fox and Hounds, saw Giles Head, I werent' staying for dinner, pub's to pricey, but did need to go for a slash...they must have been pleased
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Originally Posted by skybluesue
You`re just showing off now!!
Oh, wait...we were regulars in the players lounge after the city matches ..aha got ya there![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Oh, wait...we were regulars in the players lounge after the city matches ..aha got ya there
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Originally Posted by Bob
He lives somewhere around there, fat twunt over took me a couple times when I was working in Chipping Norton...nice country roads to motor around in, and weren't far from the Aston Martin plant, which was nice to gorp at ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
as for seeing celebs around, big ears Lineker walking around Virginia Waters, and also saw the big twunt...errr...knob face, whats his name....Beckham, picking up a new Ferrari from the dealer in Egham....in the Fox and Hounds, saw Giles Head, I werent' staying for dinner, pub's to pricey, but did need to go for a slash...they must have been pleased
Oh, and in London, Selfridges, the git that plays Grant in Eastenders cut me up in the queue....so hardly anyone decent really *l*
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as for seeing celebs around, big ears Lineker walking around Virginia Waters, and also saw the big twunt...errr...knob face, whats his name....Beckham, picking up a new Ferrari from the dealer in Egham....in the Fox and Hounds, saw Giles Head, I werent' staying for dinner, pub's to pricey, but did need to go for a slash...they must have been pleased
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Originally Posted by Schnorbitz
On the subject of City (Coventry I presume) I've played cricket against Steve Ogrizovic's (sp?) brother. He was the better looking one (if that's possible) ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Originally Posted by Schnorbitz
On the subject of City (Coventry I presume) I've played cricket against Steve Ogrizovic's (sp?) brother. He was the better looking one (if that's possible) ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Oggie,what a goalie, oh thought he was the bee`s knee`s....I on the other hand thought he had a face like a chewed up toffee, bless his heart
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Your city claim to fame has earned you Karma....it might not be worth much, but its the thought that counts
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I've arrested a couple of famous people but I cant say who.
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Originally Posted by Bob
He lives somewhere around there, fat twunt over took me a couple times when I was working in Chipping Norton...nice country roads to motor around in, and weren't far from the Aston Martin plant, which was nice to gorp at ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
as for seeing celebs around, big ears Lineker walking around Virginia Waters, and also saw the big twunt...errr...knob face, whats his name....Beckham, picking up a new Ferrari from the dealer in Egham....in the Fox and Hounds, saw Giles Head, I werent' staying for dinner, pub's to pricey, but did need to go for a slash...they must have been pleased
Oh, and in London, Selfridges, the git that plays Grant in Eastenders cut me up in the queue....so hardly anyone decent really *l*
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Originally Posted by neil
Do these have to be Brit celebrities that people have met/seen?
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in Liverpool I saw a bunch of the Brookside cast
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while we were having a tour of a castle just outside of Prague i recognised a gal from Neighbours... I of course was completely nonchalant...i didn't really like Neighbours anyway...wish it had been Mel Gibson
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Originally Posted by Partystar
If you are referring to the one between Banbury & Bloxham, then it is no more, sorry! I was gutted, I used to drive past there everyday & loved to look out for one parked at the front (probably owned by the big cheese!), but was glad I never took that job there!!!
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