British Bulldog
Mar 25th 2004, 3:16 pm
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With 'er indoors :-D
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British Bulldog
My friend Colin had this lovely British Bulldog called Brandy. He also had 7 kids but he actually doted on the dog more than the kids... maybe because he'd had it longer than them I don't know, can't really imagine loving my dog more than my kids but still...
Anyways, one day Colins youngest son, Cogs, was playing fetch with Brandy when he accidently hit it in the eye with the stick causing it's eye to swell up and go all bloodshot.
Colin was very distressed and rushed his dog to the vet.
Teary eyed he asked the vet what would happen.
The vet picked Brandy up and looked at her eye for a couple of minutes then told my friend that he would have to put the dog down... WHAT! screamed Colin, you have to put her down because of a swollen eye??? No replied the vet, I have to put her down because she is f**king heavy.
Anyways, one day Colins youngest son, Cogs, was playing fetch with Brandy when he accidently hit it in the eye with the stick causing it's eye to swell up and go all bloodshot.
Colin was very distressed and rushed his dog to the vet.
Teary eyed he asked the vet what would happen.
The vet picked Brandy up and looked at her eye for a couple of minutes then told my friend that he would have to put the dog down... WHAT! screamed Colin, you have to put her down because of a swollen eye??? No replied the vet, I have to put her down because she is f**king heavy.
Mar 25th 2004, 8:37 pm
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Thanks for that - needed a chuckle today!
Mar 25th 2004, 9:30 pm
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Never right in the head!
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I don't know why, but I first read your user name as
dimpledforeskin !
dimpledforeskin !
Mar 25th 2004, 11:23 pm
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With 'er indoors :-D
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Glad to give you a giggle Gordsan 
Gissa job yosser I can do that
oooh now i can't 
Gissa job yosser I can do that
oooh now i can't
Mar 26th 2004, 12:27 am
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thought u were talking about the wrestler (RIP).
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