A bloke named Yosser....
 

...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?

Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......

Re: A bloke named Yosser....
 

what on earth have you been smoking this afternoon:confused:

I'm going now....bye bye:)

Re: A bloke named Yosser....
 

..shame, which fell out of a pocket of his raincoat.

"This is L.A. Yosser, why are you wearing a mackintosh and WHAT IS THAT ?!" Said [Insert name here] pointing down at the.....

Re: A bloke named Yosser....
 

..... green slimey liquid oozing onto the floor where it was dissolving the tiles.

"Oh no, not again!" Exclaimed Yosser, "The last time this happened I was in Calcutta in '93 and I ......"

Had just been to see the doctor about the itch, thankfully Patrick............

Spun aropund 3 times turning Yosser's raincoat into a cape...

Looking down Yosser noticed his atire. "I'm wearing Stars and Stripes Boxers!!!" He said, the shock raising his chord to a squeek.

"Is it wrong that they feel so comfortable?" Mindful of his surroundings, he kept a keen eye on the bustling crowd on of onlookers.

Lady of the Lake apeared to give him a talking to, but...

was rendered speechless by the sight of a huge.......

chopper, which...


(I'm bored.Thought I would see if we could finish this story.)

he swung about his head in a menacing manner

And turned into santa Claus!

"Ho ho ho" He chortled, shaking his belly like a bowl full of jelly.

"Let me give my list a second glance before I saddle up the chopper and take it in for a tune up" -- Yosser swung a red velvet clad leg over the roaring beast, and winced just a little from his back pain.

"Anyone want to have a drink with me while I dry off my boots?" He gestured to the crowd of ex-pats as they mumbled amongst themselves.

The crowd parted ....

Oy webbie.... YOU dragged this thread out of retirement........!

Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause.

*scrolls up through the story*

Where was that posted ? I can't see it. ;) :p
anyway to carry on the story -->
and stepped forward Mrs Clause, dressed in a red festive basque and suspenders. (Which can be purchased from Walmart for $19.99)

"Well hello there honey. Why don't you take that big chopper and...."


(© from an original idea by Brigie.)

Ride it round the block a couple of times, or else you could....

Sell it and put the money towards

A boob job! ...