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A bloke named Yosser....
...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?
Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his...... |
Re: A bloke named Yosser....
Originally posted by BrigieDarling ...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)? Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his...... I'm going now....bye bye:) |
Re: A bloke named Yosser....
Originally posted by BrigieDarling ...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)? Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his...... "This is L.A. Yosser, why are you wearing a mackintosh and WHAT IS THAT ?!" Said [Insert name here] pointing down at the..... |
Re: A bloke named Yosser....
Originally posted by Webbie ..... and WHAT IS THAT ?!" Said [Insert name here] pointing down at the..... "Oh no, not again!" Exclaimed Yosser, "The last time this happened I was in Calcutta in '93 and I ......" |
Had just been to see the doctor about the itch, thankfully Patrick............
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Originally posted by scotch03 Had just been to see the doctor about the itch, thankfully Patrick............ Looking down Yosser noticed his atire. "I'm wearing Stars and Stripes Boxers!!!" He said, the shock raising his chord to a squeek. "Is it wrong that they feel so comfortable?" Mindful of his surroundings, he kept a keen eye on the bustling crowd on of onlookers. Lady of the Lake apeared to give him a talking to, but... |
was rendered speechless by the sight of a huge.......
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Originally posted by ladyofthelake was rendered speechless by the sight of a huge....... (I'm bored.Thought I would see if we could finish this story.) |
he swung about his head in a menacing manner
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And turned into santa Claus!
"Ho ho ho" He chortled, shaking his belly like a bowl full of jelly. "Let me give my list a second glance before I saddle up the chopper and take it in for a tune up" -- Yosser swung a red velvet clad leg over the roaring beast, and winced just a little from his back pain. "Anyone want to have a drink with me while I dry off my boots?" He gestured to the crowd of ex-pats as they mumbled amongst themselves. The crowd parted .... |
Oy webbie.... YOU dragged this thread out of retirement........!
Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause. |
Originally posted by BrigieDarling Oy webbie.... YOU dragged this thread out of retirement........! Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause. Where was that posted ? I can't see it. ;) :p anyway to carry on the story --> The crowd parted .... "Well hello there honey. Why don't you take that big chopper and...." (© from an original idea by Brigie.) |
Originally posted by Webbie *scrolls up through the story* Where was that posted ? I can't see it. ;) :p anyway to carry on the story --> and stepped forward Mrs Clause, dressed in a red festive basque and suspenders. (Which can be purchased from Walmart for $19.99) "Well hello there honey. Why don't you take that big chopper and...." (© from an original idea by Brigie.) |
Sell it and put the money towards
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Originally posted by scotch03 Sell it and put the money towards A boob job! ... |
Originally posted by BrigieDarling A boob job! ... Which is a bit like a blow job but without the gurning afterwards! |
Originally posted by Patrick Which is a bit like a blow job but without the gurning afterwards! :confused: |
Brigie, Gurning is the art of pulling grotesque faces (very popular in Cumbria). Stick it in a search engine and have a look at some of the freaky images. They hand out awards for this!
http://www.whitehaven.org.uk/gurn.html Sorry to break from the story guys! |
Cool Simon, thanks!
Did you see the link for WHSmith's at the bottom too? Ok, so we've got a gurning Santa. |
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I think the mention of Gurning has kind of killed the Story!!!
Sorry about that Brigie :D I found this image on the web though... This bloke is the current Cumbrian Gurning Champion!!! Something for the Resume!! :) |
Originally posted by CitySimon I think the mention of Gurning has kind of killed the Story!!! Sorry about that Brigie :D I found this image on the web though... This bloke is the current Cumbrian Gurning Champion!!! Something for the Resume!! :) Where is Palmyra Simon? |
Hi Brigie,
Palmyra is in Wayne County Up-State New York, on the bank of the Erie Canal, about 10 miles to the East of Rochester. It is the Mormon Mecca!!! Joseph Smith was born in a farmhouse here and the original Mormon Bible was printed here... Pretty Cool, Eh??? It is a population of about 2000 people for 10 months of the year except in July and August when about 40000 Mormons decend on the town!! Apart from that it is a typical small town USA. Not really where I saw myself living in America (the original plan was NYC) but it'll do for now!! :D :D CitySimon. |
I asked becaue I sometimes drive through Berlin (also upstae NY) Hoosick falls area!
Probably nowhere near you, but it is pretty up there! :cool: |
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