A bloke named Yosser....
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A bloke named Yosser....
...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?
Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
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Re: A bloke named Yosser....
Originally posted by BrigieDarling
...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?
Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?
Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
I'm going now....bye bye
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Re: A bloke named Yosser....
Originally posted by BrigieDarling
...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?
Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?
Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
"This is L.A. Yosser, why are you wearing a mackintosh and WHAT IS THAT ?!" Said [Insert name here] pointing down at the.....
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Re: A bloke named Yosser....
Originally posted by Webbie ..... and WHAT IS THAT ?!" Said [Insert name here] pointing down at the.....
"Oh no, not again!" Exclaimed Yosser, "The last time this happened I was in Calcutta in '93 and I ......"
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Originally posted by scotch03
Had just been to see the doctor about the itch, thankfully Patrick............
Had just been to see the doctor about the itch, thankfully Patrick............
Looking down Yosser noticed his atire. "I'm wearing Stars and Stripes Boxers!!!" He said, the shock raising his chord to a squeek.
"Is it wrong that they feel so comfortable?" Mindful of his surroundings, he kept a keen eye on the bustling crowd on of onlookers.
Lady of the Lake apeared to give him a talking to, but...
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Originally posted by ladyofthelake
was rendered speechless by the sight of a huge.......
was rendered speechless by the sight of a huge.......
(I'm bored.Thought I would see if we could finish this story.)
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he swung about his head in a menacing manner
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And turned into santa Claus!
"Ho ho ho" He chortled, shaking his belly like a bowl full of jelly.
"Let me give my list a second glance before I saddle up the chopper and take it in for a tune up" -- Yosser swung a red velvet clad leg over the roaring beast, and winced just a little from his back pain.
"Anyone want to have a drink with me while I dry off my boots?" He gestured to the crowd of ex-pats as they mumbled amongst themselves.
The crowd parted ....
"Ho ho ho" He chortled, shaking his belly like a bowl full of jelly.
"Let me give my list a second glance before I saddle up the chopper and take it in for a tune up" -- Yosser swung a red velvet clad leg over the roaring beast, and winced just a little from his back pain.
"Anyone want to have a drink with me while I dry off my boots?" He gestured to the crowd of ex-pats as they mumbled amongst themselves.
The crowd parted ....
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Oy webbie.... YOU dragged this thread out of retirement........!
Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause.
Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause.
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Originally posted by BrigieDarling
Oy webbie.... YOU dragged this thread out of retirement........!
Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause.
Oy webbie.... YOU dragged this thread out of retirement........!
Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause.
Where was that posted ? I can't see it.
anyway to carry on the story -->
The crowd parted ....
"Well hello there honey. Why don't you take that big chopper and...."
(© from an original idea by Brigie.)
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Originally posted by Webbie
*scrolls up through the story*
Where was that posted ? I can't see it.
anyway to carry on the story -->
and stepped forward Mrs Clause, dressed in a red festive basque and suspenders. (Which can be purchased from Walmart for $19.99)
"Well hello there honey. Why don't you take that big chopper and...."
(© from an original idea by Brigie.)
*scrolls up through the story*
Where was that posted ? I can't see it.
anyway to carry on the story -->
and stepped forward Mrs Clause, dressed in a red festive basque and suspenders. (Which can be purchased from Walmart for $19.99)
"Well hello there honey. Why don't you take that big chopper and...."
(© from an original idea by Brigie.)
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Originally posted by scotch03
Sell it and put the money towards
Sell it and put the money towards
A boob job! ...