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A bloke named Yosser....

Old Oct 28th 2003, 9:54 pm
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...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?

Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
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Old Oct 28th 2003, 10:03 pm
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Originally posted by BrigieDarling
...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?

Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
what on earth have you been smoking this afternoon

I'm going now....bye bye
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Old Oct 29th 2003, 1:11 am
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...was walking through (Whatever airport you like.) wearing a rather large (item of clothing) "Bleedin 'eck!" he spat half muted swimming in the crowd. Just then a familiar face was hailing a taxi... "Do you mind if I share with you...(any name you like... thinking Patrick but we've been on at him a lot lately)?

Yosser dropped his briefcase, revealing the contents, but, it was too late to hide his......
..shame, which fell out of a pocket of his raincoat.

"This is L.A. Yosser, why are you wearing a mackintosh and WHAT IS THAT ?!" Said [Insert name here] pointing down at the.....
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Originally posted by Webbie ..... and WHAT IS THAT ?!" Said [Insert name here] pointing down at the.....
..... green slimey liquid oozing onto the floor where it was dissolving the tiles.

"Oh no, not again!" Exclaimed Yosser, "The last time this happened I was in Calcutta in '93 and I ......"
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Old Oct 29th 2003, 2:59 am
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Had just been to see the doctor about the itch, thankfully Patrick............
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Old Oct 29th 2003, 11:49 am
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Had just been to see the doctor about the itch, thankfully Patrick............
Spun aropund 3 times turning Yosser's raincoat into a cape...

Looking down Yosser noticed his atire. "I'm wearing Stars and Stripes Boxers!!!" He said, the shock raising his chord to a squeek.

"Is it wrong that they feel so comfortable?" Mindful of his surroundings, he kept a keen eye on the bustling crowd on of onlookers.

Lady of the Lake apeared to give him a talking to, but...
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Old Oct 29th 2003, 11:54 am
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was rendered speechless by the sight of a huge.......
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was rendered speechless by the sight of a huge.......
chopper, which...


(I'm bored.Thought I would see if we could finish this story.)
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he swung about his head in a menacing manner
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Old Dec 8th 2003, 10:07 pm
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And turned into santa Claus!

"Ho ho ho" He chortled, shaking his belly like a bowl full of jelly.

"Let me give my list a second glance before I saddle up the chopper and take it in for a tune up" -- Yosser swung a red velvet clad leg over the roaring beast, and winced just a little from his back pain.

"Anyone want to have a drink with me while I dry off my boots?" He gestured to the crowd of ex-pats as they mumbled amongst themselves.

The crowd parted ....
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Old Dec 9th 2003, 11:30 pm
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Oy webbie.... YOU dragged this thread out of retirement........!

Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause.
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Old Dec 10th 2003, 1:30 am
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Originally posted by BrigieDarling
Oy webbie.... YOU dragged this thread out of retirement........!

Now I think it was you that stepped out of the crowd dressed as Mrs Clause.
*scrolls up through the story*

Where was that posted ? I can't see it.
anyway to carry on the story -->
The crowd parted ....
and stepped forward Mrs Clause, dressed in a red festive basque and suspenders. (Which can be purchased from Walmart for $19.99)

"Well hello there honey. Why don't you take that big chopper and...."


(© from an original idea by Brigie.)
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Old Dec 10th 2003, 3:39 am
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Originally posted by Webbie
*scrolls up through the story*

Where was that posted ? I can't see it.
anyway to carry on the story -->

and stepped forward Mrs Clause, dressed in a red festive basque and suspenders. (Which can be purchased from Walmart for $19.99)

"Well hello there honey. Why don't you take that big chopper and...."


(© from an original idea by Brigie.)
Ride it round the block a couple of times, or else you could....
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Old Dec 10th 2003, 3:52 am
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Sell it and put the money towards
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Old Dec 10th 2003, 2:49 pm
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Originally posted by scotch03
Sell it and put the money towards

A boob job! ...
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