Birmingham - it's not shit
Sep 19th 2003, 3:41 pm
#31
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Oh you really must keep up, I am not anti scottish as I am full scottish descent and wear a kilt (Anderson) with pride. I am anti dickheads from scotland
Patrick
Patrick
Originally posted by scotch03
LOL
Oh I must behave and not respond to the anti Scottishness of Patrick.
If the Feds discover that all the wind in NC was coming from him he would be deported.
Making call to feds now......
LOL
Oh I must behave and not respond to the anti Scottishness of Patrick.
If the Feds discover that all the wind in NC was coming from him he would be deported.
Making call to feds now......
Last edited by Patrick; Sep 19th 2003 at 3:51 pm.
Sep 19th 2003, 3:50 pm
#32
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Originally posted by tony_2003
Wow you are a bitter old fart aren't you? lol
Wow you are a bitter old fart aren't you? lol
Originally posted by tony_2003
Patrick never uses words he doesn’t know the meaning of...such as deluded.
Patrick never uses words he doesn’t know the meaning of...such as deluded.
Originally posted by tony_2003
Patrick is an Engineer who works for Boeing and not the guy who fixes the coffee machine.
Patrick is an Engineer who works for Boeing and not the guy who fixes the coffee machine.
Patrick
Last edited by Patrick; Sep 19th 2003 at 4:48 pm.
Sep 19th 2003, 4:02 pm
#33
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Originally posted by Patrick
If your going to have blantantly lying websites like "Birmingham, its not shit" what other ones in the same veign are going to sprout up
Ireland, its a bastion of sobriety
Blair, he didn't lie to go to war
Arsenal, will win the Champions league this year
Bush, knows his arse from his elbow
Basketball, its not a sport played by freaks
Scotland, Moron free for a 1000 years
Anal Sex, your girlfriend wants to do it really
France, voted nicest people in the world for the 20th year running
Tony in Oregon, neither deluded or a wanker
Macdonalds, because globalisation is good
Iraq, because its worth it
Britney Spears, can sing, dance and is beautiful
David Blaine, people care really
Princess Dianna, really was the peoples princess and not a manipulating bitch
If your going to have blantantly lying websites like "Birmingham, its not shit" what other ones in the same veign are going to sprout up
Ireland, its a bastion of sobriety
Blair, he didn't lie to go to war
Arsenal, will win the Champions league this year
Bush, knows his arse from his elbow
Basketball, its not a sport played by freaks
Scotland, Moron free for a 1000 years
Anal Sex, your girlfriend wants to do it really
France, voted nicest people in the world for the 20th year running
Tony in Oregon, neither deluded or a wanker
Macdonalds, because globalisation is good
Iraq, because its worth it
Britney Spears, can sing, dance and is beautiful
David Blaine, people care really
Princess Dianna, really was the peoples princess and not a manipulating bitch
Shame about the goading and subsequent fisticuffs, glad you're ok Patrick, shame about the language on the site.
Sep 19th 2003, 6:01 pm
#34
Get em out by Friday
Joined: Aug 2003
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Originally posted by Patrick
If you cant take a joke! You are the moron that had icons jumping up and down when Rob pointed out we could be hit by a cat 5 hurricane, you are also the one wishing harm on me and wife after the hurricane.
If you cant take a joke! You are the moron that had icons jumping up and down when Rob pointed out we could be hit by a cat 5 hurricane, you are also the one wishing harm on me and wife after the hurricane.
Originally posted by Patrick
If your going to start a ****ing war you best be prepared to fight it, arsehole. Other wise your choices are simple, **** off or appologise.
If your going to start a ****ing war you best be prepared to fight it, arsehole. Other wise your choices are simple, **** off or appologise.
Originally posted by Patrick
Somehow you think there are lots of IT jobs out there waiting morons to fill them, that to me is deluded, you believe a whole lot of daft crap - that is deluded (if you don't believe it you write it)
Somehow you think there are lots of IT jobs out there waiting morons to fill them, that to me is deluded, you believe a whole lot of daft crap - that is deluded (if you don't believe it you write it)
Sep 19th 2003, 6:15 pm
#35
Joined: Aug 2003
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Just passing by because the Aussie forum is dead. Birmingham is worse than shit. It is a huge pile of concrete dog shit. Every Brummy I know has left the place because it is excrement.
Hope you lose than Brum accent as well because it sounds stupid.
Hope you lose than Brum accent as well because it sounds stupid.
Sep 19th 2003, 6:54 pm
#36
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The Birmingham accent was voted the "least likely to do well in job interviews" beacause of sounding thick. Hey Bondi, got any ideas for another surreal story on the Oz forum?
Sep 20th 2003, 3:24 am
#37
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Originally posted by JerseyBoy
In the name of honesty and balance, I think perhaps I should start a "Coventry - it is shit" campaign. Probably an even worse and god-forsaken hole than Brum. I've never met anyone from Cov who speaks well of it.
(Sorry Dawn).
In the name of honesty and balance, I think perhaps I should start a "Coventry - it is shit" campaign. Probably an even worse and god-forsaken hole than Brum. I've never met anyone from Cov who speaks well of it.
(Sorry Dawn).
Coventry is NOT shit, especially if you want to
- watch a mediocre football team (but, hey, we beat Spurs for the FA cup in 1987!)
- fight in city centre pubs and clubs
- die while trying to negotiate the ringroad
And, before you ask, I didn't escape at the earliest opportunity - I spent 4 years at the University of Warwick, then escaped.
Pat (Coventrian and proud of it!)
Sep 20th 2003, 9:47 am
#38
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Originally posted by superpat
Hmm - I was born and grew up in Coventry, so I feel I have to respond...
Coventry is NOT shit, especially if you want to
Hmm - I was born and grew up in Coventry, so I feel I have to respond...
Coventry is NOT shit, especially if you want to
- watch a mediocre football team (but, hey, we beat Spurs for the FA cup in 1987!)
- fight in city centre pubs and clubs
- die while trying to negotiate the ringroad
Sep 20th 2003, 11:38 am
#39
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Coventry may be fighting it out for the title of shitness - the entire region is a toilet that is long overdue a flush.
Sep 22nd 2003, 4:53 am
#40
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Originally posted by h garrett
The Birmingham accent was voted the "least likely to do well in job interviews" beacause of sounding thick. Hey Bondi, got any ideas for another surreal story on the Oz forum?
The Birmingham accent was voted the "least likely to do well in job interviews" beacause of sounding thick. Hey Bondi, got any ideas for another surreal story on the Oz forum?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...ds/3187433.stm
Sep 22nd 2003, 5:03 am
#41
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Originally posted by scotch03
Coventry may be fighting it out for the title of shitness - the entire region is a toilet that is long overdue a flush.
Coventry may be fighting it out for the title of shitness - the entire region is a toilet that is long overdue a flush.
Sep 22nd 2003, 6:15 am
#42
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Bring on the Euro - can we have Kylie Minogues ass on it instead of the Queens head?
Sep 22nd 2003, 6:17 am
#43
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Originally posted by scotch03
Bring on the Euro - can we have Kylie Minogues ass on it instead of the Queens head?
Bring on the Euro - can we have Kylie Minogues ass on it instead of the Queens head?
Sep 22nd 2003, 8:07 am
#44
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Originally posted by scotch03
Bring on the Euro - can we have Kylie Minogues ass on it instead of the Queens head?
Bring on the Euro - can we have Kylie Minogues ass on it instead of the Queens head?
They can have the Queen's head, Kylie Minogue's ass and a whole range of other things representative of each participating country.
Sep 22nd 2003, 12:26 pm
#45
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which participating contry does Kylies ass represent - I thought she was an ozzie (Although I also thought knopfler was a geordie and heinz baked beans were american...). I know the EU is opening its doors to any old tom dick and harry, but Oz must be stretching the boundaries a little??? Cute ass though...
