Bernard Matthews died yesterday....no really!!!
Nov 26th 2010, 3:19 pm
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Bernard Matthews died yesterday....no really!!!
Nov 26th 2010, 7:48 pm
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Nov 26th 2010, 8:14 pm
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Nov 26th 2010, 8:56 pm
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Nov 26th 2010, 8:59 pm
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Matthews was a Brit who lived in the UK. When I lived in the UK I never gave US Thanksgiving a second thought and no-one I knew did either.
Nov 26th 2010, 9:21 pm
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Re: Bernard Matthews died yesterday....no really!!!
At the cremation wrap him in foil and don't turn the oven off until the juices are all runny.
Nov 26th 2010, 9:40 pm
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Nov 27th 2010, 1:04 am
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There were more grim headlines in 2006 when an animal welfare group called for an inquiry after a court heard how two Mr Matthews' workers were filmed playing "baseball" with live turkeys.
The original Olde English version of course!
The original Olde English version of course!
Nov 27th 2010, 4:11 pm
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He is the man who effectively put turkey on the plates of everyday working families
Trade Description Act, that sausage shaped plastic looking white stuff was turkey then was it!
Trade Description Act, that sausage shaped plastic looking white stuff was turkey then was it!
Nov 29th 2010, 2:34 pm
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James Blunt was lined up to sing "You're Bootiful" at the Funeral Service.
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Dec 1st 2010, 4:37 am
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He was cremated today....
Gas mark 6 for 4 hours..
Gas mark 6 for 4 hours..
