Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
Apr 5th 2007, 2:05 am
#16
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Location: Florida
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
[QUOTE=robertwojciechowski;4599104]Hello All You Good People -
My uncle told me to tell you that he is doing okay. So no need to
panic and no need to be worried about my uncle.
Basically I am in the process of getting volunteers who can give pure
cash to my uncle so he can have a better life. All the people who give
cash for nothing will personally get a small thank you note from me -
I guarantee it. Anybody who gives more than 20K to my uncle will get a
postcard from my uncle. No need to rush things here. I know most of
you out there want to help my uncle.
Also I will tell you sthg about my uncle. He is a good uncle. He just
has no money at all. And he wants to come to America. People like my
uncle will make this country great. I do believe in this. If only all
people were like my uncle.
So folks don't rush. And be assured all money you give will be spent.
I guarantee it.
HELLO FRIEND!
I would personally love to have the postcard rather than the note. Right now, I have $19,555 USD in savings. It is all I have. I have worked and saved my whole life. But your letter has inspired me.
After payday tomorrow (Friday), I shall have the required amount to receive my very own postcard. I will give you everything I have to help your uncle. You will have to tell me your secret though... how can I be shiftless, have the gov't pay for my food, shelter, computer, and internet connection?
I must get in on this!
If you let me know how I can do this myself, I will be able to teach your uncle as well! Just post your name, bank routing number, and account number- and I'll get right on it payday!
YOUR GOOD FRIEND,
sophie <---- good people
My uncle told me to tell you that he is doing okay. So no need to
panic and no need to be worried about my uncle.
Basically I am in the process of getting volunteers who can give pure
cash to my uncle so he can have a better life. All the people who give
cash for nothing will personally get a small thank you note from me -
I guarantee it. Anybody who gives more than 20K to my uncle will get a
postcard from my uncle. No need to rush things here. I know most of
you out there want to help my uncle.
Also I will tell you sthg about my uncle. He is a good uncle. He just
has no money at all. And he wants to come to America. People like my
uncle will make this country great. I do believe in this. If only all
people were like my uncle.
So folks don't rush. And be assured all money you give will be spent.
I guarantee it.
HELLO FRIEND!
I would personally love to have the postcard rather than the note. Right now, I have $19,555 USD in savings. It is all I have. I have worked and saved my whole life. But your letter has inspired me.
After payday tomorrow (Friday), I shall have the required amount to receive my very own postcard. I will give you everything I have to help your uncle. You will have to tell me your secret though... how can I be shiftless, have the gov't pay for my food, shelter, computer, and internet connection?
I must get in on this!
If you let me know how I can do this myself, I will be able to teach your uncle as well! Just post your name, bank routing number, and account number- and I'll get right on it payday!
YOUR GOOD FRIEND,
sophie <---- good people
Apr 5th 2007, 10:08 am
#19
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Joined: Oct 2006
Location: Plano, TX
Posts: 134
Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
I keep asking him to change it, but he is strangely attached to having a small head ...
Apr 6th 2007, 1:52 am
#23
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Joined: Mar 2007
Location: Norfolk, UK
Posts: 70
Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
Hello- All you good people and Ray,
As it seems that everyone on the BE forum is rolling in it and has lots of spare cash to hand out, thought I'd get in there with my request before the whole world cottons on!
1. I'd like 3 Green Cards (by next Thursday preferably)
2. 3 first class tickets to the US (any top airline will do)
3. A new 4 bedroom house with double garage and hot tub (where I want to be is quite expensive, so a cool $1 mil should do it)
4. 2 new cars (one for me and one for hubby. Nothing fancy, just a couple of run arounds. Lexus or something. Ooh and I'd like mine in hot pink with personalized plates)
5. A little spending money (we'd prefer not to work so a monthly allowance of, say, $5000 should cover it)
6. Money put aside for daughters college fees ( she is only 1 so don't panic, there is time to go)
I think that is it for now and I was thinking rather than you have the inconvenience of putting it into my bank account, just give me your details and I'll withdraw it as and when it's needed. Don't worry it will all be spent on me, me, ME!
As a thank you, anyone 'donating' over 20k will receive a signed photo of Terry Wogan (he doesn't know that yet but i'm sure he'll want to help too!!)
Anyway. Thanks in advance and i look forward to spending your hard earned cash very soon!!!
As it seems that everyone on the BE forum is rolling in it and has lots of spare cash to hand out, thought I'd get in there with my request before the whole world cottons on!
1. I'd like 3 Green Cards (by next Thursday preferably)
2. 3 first class tickets to the US (any top airline will do)
3. A new 4 bedroom house with double garage and hot tub (where I want to be is quite expensive, so a cool $1 mil should do it)
4. 2 new cars (one for me and one for hubby. Nothing fancy, just a couple of run arounds. Lexus or something. Ooh and I'd like mine in hot pink with personalized plates)
5. A little spending money (we'd prefer not to work so a monthly allowance of, say, $5000 should cover it)
6. Money put aside for daughters college fees ( she is only 1 so don't panic, there is time to go)
I think that is it for now and I was thinking rather than you have the inconvenience of putting it into my bank account, just give me your details and I'll withdraw it as and when it's needed. Don't worry it will all be spent on me, me, ME!
As a thank you, anyone 'donating' over 20k will receive a signed photo of Terry Wogan (he doesn't know that yet but i'm sure he'll want to help too!!)
Anyway. Thanks in advance and i look forward to spending your hard earned cash very soon!!!
