Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
Apr 1st 2007, 9:48 pm
#1
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Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
Hello - all you good people!
I have an uncle from a small village who wants to come over to the US.
He finished elementary school and he heard that there are good people
in America who will be able to give him money so he can improve
quality of life.
In the beginning he needs a GC I think. Can someone please help him
get a GC. He does not want to spend too much time on this - maybe
someone can just help out.
Then - can someone point him to a place where you can collect cash
every month? It is very needed.
Can someone also sponsor his flight ticket to the US, arrange housing
etc. He needs about 1 month of orientation. So if couple of people
pitch in - this should not be too much trouble.
He also does not speak English at all. So he would be happy to get
volunteers who speak his native language.
Where should he plan on coming? He thinks that California looks nice
and sunny. Maybe Florida? What about other states?
Since all the people are good - please all pictch in to help my uncle.
My uncle is a good uncle.
Best Wishes to everybody on this newsgroup!
I have an uncle from a small village who wants to come over to the US.
He finished elementary school and he heard that there are good people
in America who will be able to give him money so he can improve
quality of life.
In the beginning he needs a GC I think. Can someone please help him
get a GC. He does not want to spend too much time on this - maybe
someone can just help out.
Then - can someone point him to a place where you can collect cash
every month? It is very needed.
Can someone also sponsor his flight ticket to the US, arrange housing
etc. He needs about 1 month of orientation. So if couple of people
pitch in - this should not be too much trouble.
He also does not speak English at all. So he would be happy to get
volunteers who speak his native language.
Where should he plan on coming? He thinks that California looks nice
and sunny. Maybe Florida? What about other states?
Since all the people are good - please all pictch in to help my uncle.
My uncle is a good uncle.
Best Wishes to everybody on this newsgroup!
Apr 2nd 2007, 12:34 am
#3
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 68,280
Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
roll to spice it up ...
roll to spice it up ...
Apr 2nd 2007, 1:22 am
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
Apr 2nd 2007, 7:51 am
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
On Apr 2, 3:22 pm, Duncan Roberts <[email protected]>
wrote:
> > LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
> > roll to spice it up ...
>
> It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
>
> --
> Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com
Hello -
My uncle needs help because I cannot help. I am on welfare and on GC.
I am using food stamps as it is. I know I am not supposed to be on
welfare - but I know how generous people are. They are all such a
helping hand. Nobody allows you to fall down here in America.
My brother is trying to send some cash from time to time as well.
So I can give my uncle's bank account # and then you can try to wire
money in. And I can give you the village and country where my uncle is
residing - and you can visit him and fix all his documents. Basically
somebody needs to fix all his documents and then this will allow him
to land in America. After that people need to pitch in and give
shelter and food.
Please - my good people all around - let me know what you think of
this proposal and whether it looks sound.
So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is not a
joke.
And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash you
give him. What could be better?
Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not throw
it away, return it or anything like this.
wrote:
> > LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
> > roll to spice it up ...
>
> It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
>
> --
> Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com
Hello -
My uncle needs help because I cannot help. I am on welfare and on GC.
I am using food stamps as it is. I know I am not supposed to be on
welfare - but I know how generous people are. They are all such a
helping hand. Nobody allows you to fall down here in America.
My brother is trying to send some cash from time to time as well.
So I can give my uncle's bank account # and then you can try to wire
money in. And I can give you the village and country where my uncle is
residing - and you can visit him and fix all his documents. Basically
somebody needs to fix all his documents and then this will allow him
to land in America. After that people need to pitch in and give
shelter and food.
Please - my good people all around - let me know what you think of
this proposal and whether it looks sound.
So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is not a
joke.
And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash you
give him. What could be better?
Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not throw
it away, return it or anything like this.
Apr 2nd 2007, 8:11 am
#7
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 30,102
Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is not a
joke.
And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash you
give him. What could be better?
Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not throw
it away, return it or anything like this.
Apr 2nd 2007, 8:28 am
#8
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Posts: 5,270
Apr 2nd 2007, 8:52 am
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
The odd thing is, this guy's not even vaguely funny. I keep finding myself waiting for the punchline.
Apr 2nd 2007, 10:26 am
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
On Apr 2, 2:51 pm, [email protected] wrote:
> On Apr 2, 3:22 pm, Duncan Roberts <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> > > LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
> > > roll to spice it up ...
>
> > It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
>
> > --
> > Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com
>
> Hello -
>
> My uncle needs help because I cannot help. I am on welfare and on GC.
> I am using food stamps as it is. I know I am not supposed to be on
> welfare - but I know how generous people are. They are all such a
> helping hand. Nobody allows you to fall down here in America.
>
> My brother is trying to send some cash from time to time as well.
>
> So I can give my uncle's bank account # and then you can try to wire
> money in. And I can give you the village and country where my uncle is
> residing - and you can visit him and fix all his documents. Basically
> somebody needs to fix all his documents and then this will allow him
> to land in America. After that people need to pitch in and give
> shelter and food.
>
> Please - my good people all around - let me know what you think of
> this proposal and whether it looks sound.
>
> So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is not a
> joke.
>
> And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash you
> give him. What could be better?
>
> Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
> assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not throw
> it away, return it or anything like this.
post his account number and bank address. someone will take care of
it.
> On Apr 2, 3:22 pm, Duncan Roberts <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> > > LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
> > > roll to spice it up ...
>
> > It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
>
> > --
> > Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com
>
> Hello -
>
> My uncle needs help because I cannot help. I am on welfare and on GC.
> I am using food stamps as it is. I know I am not supposed to be on
> welfare - but I know how generous people are. They are all such a
> helping hand. Nobody allows you to fall down here in America.
>
> My brother is trying to send some cash from time to time as well.
>
> So I can give my uncle's bank account # and then you can try to wire
> money in. And I can give you the village and country where my uncle is
> residing - and you can visit him and fix all his documents. Basically
> somebody needs to fix all his documents and then this will allow him
> to land in America. After that people need to pitch in and give
> shelter and food.
>
> Please - my good people all around - let me know what you think of
> this proposal and whether it looks sound.
>
> So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is not a
> joke.
>
> And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash you
> give him. What could be better?
>
> Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
> assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not throw
> it away, return it or anything like this.
post his account number and bank address. someone will take care of
it.
Apr 2nd 2007, 11:30 am
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
Apr 2nd 2007, 12:37 pm
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
WOW!.......How thoughtful that he wouldn't refuse our cash and would most definitley spend it on himself.
Think he has the wrong country tho, I always thought it was the UK that gave handouts willy nilly.
Surely this person is taking the piss right??
Think he has the wrong country tho, I always thought it was the UK that gave handouts willy nilly.
Surely this person is taking the piss right??
Apr 3rd 2007, 5:35 am
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
Hello All You Good People -
My uncle told me to tell you that he is doing okay. So no need to
panic and no need to be worried about my uncle.
Basically I am in the process of getting volunteers who can give pure
cash to my uncle so he can have a better life. All the people who give
cash for nothing will personally get a small thank you note from me -
I guarantee it. Anybody who gives more than 20K to my uncle will get a
postcard from my uncle. No need to rush things here. I know most of
you out there want to help my uncle.
Also I will tell you sthg about my uncle. He is a good uncle. He just
has no money at all. And he wants to come to America. People like my
uncle will make this country great. I do believe in this. If only all
people were like my uncle.
So folks don't rush. And be assured all money you give will be spent.
I guarantee it.
On Apr 3, 2:37 am, miss scouse atl
<[email protected]> wrote:
> > On Apr 2, 3:22 pm, Duncan Roberts <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> > > > LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
> > > > roll to spice it up ...
>
> > > It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
>
> > > --
> > > Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com
>
> > Hello -
>
> > My uncle needs help because I cannot help. I am on welfare and on GC.
> > I am using food stamps as it is. I know I am not supposed to be on
> > welfare - but I know how generous people are. They are all such a
> > helping hand. Nobody allows you to fall down here in America.
>
> > My brother is trying to send some cash from time to time as well.
>
> > So I can give my uncle's bank account # and then you can try to wire
> > money in. And I can give you the village and country where my uncle is
> > residing - and you can visit him and fix all his documents. Basically
> > somebody needs to fix all his documents and then this will allow him
> > to land in America. After that people need to pitch in and give
> > shelter and food.
>
> > Please - my good people all around - let me know what you think of
> > this proposal and whether it looks sound.
>
> > So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is not a
> > joke.
>
> > And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash you
> > give him. What could be better?
>
> > Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
> > assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not throw
> > it away, return it or anything like this.
>
> WOW!.......How thoughtful that he wouldn't refuse our cash and would
> most definitley spend it on himself.
>
> Think he has the wrong country tho, I always thought it was the UK that
> gave handouts willy nilly.
>
> Surely this person is taking the piss right??
>
> --
> Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
My uncle told me to tell you that he is doing okay. So no need to
panic and no need to be worried about my uncle.
Basically I am in the process of getting volunteers who can give pure
cash to my uncle so he can have a better life. All the people who give
cash for nothing will personally get a small thank you note from me -
I guarantee it. Anybody who gives more than 20K to my uncle will get a
postcard from my uncle. No need to rush things here. I know most of
you out there want to help my uncle.
Also I will tell you sthg about my uncle. He is a good uncle. He just
has no money at all. And he wants to come to America. People like my
uncle will make this country great. I do believe in this. If only all
people were like my uncle.
So folks don't rush. And be assured all money you give will be spent.
I guarantee it.
On Apr 3, 2:37 am, miss scouse atl
<[email protected]> wrote:
> > On Apr 2, 3:22 pm, Duncan Roberts <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> > > > LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
> > > > roll to spice it up ...
>
> > > It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
>
> > > --
> > > Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com
>
> > Hello -
>
> > My uncle needs help because I cannot help. I am on welfare and on GC.
> > I am using food stamps as it is. I know I am not supposed to be on
> > welfare - but I know how generous people are. They are all such a
> > helping hand. Nobody allows you to fall down here in America.
>
> > My brother is trying to send some cash from time to time as well.
>
> > So I can give my uncle's bank account # and then you can try to wire
> > money in. And I can give you the village and country where my uncle is
> > residing - and you can visit him and fix all his documents. Basically
> > somebody needs to fix all his documents and then this will allow him
> > to land in America. After that people need to pitch in and give
> > shelter and food.
>
> > Please - my good people all around - let me know what you think of
> > this proposal and whether it looks sound.
>
> > So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is not a
> > joke.
>
> > And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash you
> > give him. What could be better?
>
> > Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
> > assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not throw
> > it away, return it or anything like this.
>
> WOW!.......How thoughtful that he wouldn't refuse our cash and would
> most definitley spend it on himself.
>
> Think he has the wrong country tho, I always thought it was the UK that
> gave handouts willy nilly.
>
> Surely this person is taking the piss right??
>
> --
> Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Apr 3rd 2007, 4:21 pm
#14
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Joined: Jan 2004
Location: Plano, TX
Posts: 4,323
Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
Hello All You Good People -
My uncle told me to tell you that he is doing okay. So no need to
panic and no need to be worried about my uncle.
Basically I am in the process of getting volunteers who can give pure
cash to my uncle so he can have a better life. All the people who give
cash for nothing will personally get a small thank you note from me -
I guarantee it. Anybody who gives more than 20K to my uncle will get a
postcard from my uncle. No need to rush things here. I know most of
you out there want to help my uncle.
Also I will tell you sthg about my uncle. He is a good uncle. He just
has no money at all. And he wants to come to America. People like my
uncle will make this country great. I do believe in this. If only all
people were like my uncle.
So folks don't rush. And be assured all money you give will be spent.
I guarantee it.
My uncle told me to tell you that he is doing okay. So no need to
panic and no need to be worried about my uncle.
Basically I am in the process of getting volunteers who can give pure
cash to my uncle so he can have a better life. All the people who give
cash for nothing will personally get a small thank you note from me -
I guarantee it. Anybody who gives more than 20K to my uncle will get a
postcard from my uncle. No need to rush things here. I know most of
you out there want to help my uncle.
Also I will tell you sthg about my uncle. He is a good uncle. He just
has no money at all. And he wants to come to America. People like my
uncle will make this country great. I do believe in this. If only all
people were like my uncle.
So folks don't rush. And be assured all money you give will be spent.
I guarantee it.
Apr 5th 2007, 12:03 am
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Re: Help for my uncle - Need speedy processing
Hello -
I am suprised at the lack of good answers. There is a person who wants
to roll into the US and all I get is some bad replies. This should be
a newsgroup that helps people to get into America. I want to see more
brainstorming on how to get my uncle into the US.
I want more participation.
Also I said that if you give my money to my uncle - he will spend it.
There is nothing wrong with that. My uncle is a good uncle.
Please - everybody here - help me jumpstart a campaign to get my uncle
into America. And God Bless.
Apr 4, 6:21 am, dbj1000 <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Hello All You Good People -
>
> > My uncle told me to tell you that he is doing okay. So no need to
> > panic and no need to be worried about my uncle.
>
> > Basically I am in the process of getting volunteers who can give pure
> > cash to my uncle so he can have a better life. All the people who give
> > cash for nothing will personally get a small thank you note from me -
> > I guarantee it. Anybody who gives more than 20K to my uncle will get a
> > postcard from my uncle. No need to rush things here. I know most of
> > you out there want to help my uncle.
>
> > Also I will tell you sthg about my uncle. He is a good uncle. He just
> > has no money at all. And he wants to come to America. People like my
> > uncle will make this country great. I do believe in this. If only all
> > people were like my uncle.
>
> > So folks don't rush. And be assured all money you give will be spent.
> > I guarantee it.
>
> > On Apr 3, 2:37 am, miss scouse atl
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > > On Apr 2, 3:22 pm, Duncan Roberts
> > > > <[email protected]>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
> > > > > > roll to spice it up ...
>
> > > > > It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
>
> > > > > --
> > > > > Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com
>
> > > > Hello -
>
> > > > My uncle needs help because I cannot help. I am on welfare and on
> > > > GC.
> > > > I am using food stamps as it is. I know I am not supposed to be on
> > > > welfare - but I know how generous people are. They are all such a
> > > > helping hand. Nobody allows you to fall down here in America.
>
> > > > My brother is trying to send some cash from time to time as well.
>
> > > > So I can give my uncle's bank account # and then you can try to
> > > > wire
> > > > money in. And I can give you the village and country where my
> > > > uncle is
> > > > residing - and you can visit him and fix all his documents.
> > > > Basically
> > > > somebody needs to fix all his documents and then this will allow
> > > > him
> > > > to land in America. After that people need to pitch in and give
> > > > shelter and food.
>
> > > > Please - my good people all around - let me know what you think of
> > > > this proposal and whether it looks sound.
>
> > > > So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is
> > > > not a
> > > > joke.
>
> > > > And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash
> > > > you
> > > > give him. What could be better?
>
> > > > Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
> > > > assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not
> > > > throw
> > > > it away, return it or anything like this.
>
> > > WOW!.......How thoughtful that he wouldn't refuse our cash and would
> > > most definitley spend it on himself.
>
> > > Think he has the wrong country tho, I always thought it was the UK
> > > that
> > > gave handouts willy nilly.
>
> > > Surely this person is taking the piss right??
>
> > > --
> > > Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com-Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> Why post all this crap when it's not even funny? Are you just very,
> very bored?
>
> --
> Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
I am suprised at the lack of good answers. There is a person who wants
to roll into the US and all I get is some bad replies. This should be
a newsgroup that helps people to get into America. I want to see more
brainstorming on how to get my uncle into the US.
I want more participation.
Also I said that if you give my money to my uncle - he will spend it.
There is nothing wrong with that. My uncle is a good uncle.
Please - everybody here - help me jumpstart a campaign to get my uncle
into America. And God Bless.
Apr 4, 6:21 am, dbj1000 <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Hello All You Good People -
>
> > My uncle told me to tell you that he is doing okay. So no need to
> > panic and no need to be worried about my uncle.
>
> > Basically I am in the process of getting volunteers who can give pure
> > cash to my uncle so he can have a better life. All the people who give
> > cash for nothing will personally get a small thank you note from me -
> > I guarantee it. Anybody who gives more than 20K to my uncle will get a
> > postcard from my uncle. No need to rush things here. I know most of
> > you out there want to help my uncle.
>
> > Also I will tell you sthg about my uncle. He is a good uncle. He just
> > has no money at all. And he wants to come to America. People like my
> > uncle will make this country great. I do believe in this. If only all
> > people were like my uncle.
>
> > So folks don't rush. And be assured all money you give will be spent.
> > I guarantee it.
>
> > On Apr 3, 2:37 am, miss scouse atl
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > > On Apr 2, 3:22 pm, Duncan Roberts
> > > > <[email protected]>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > LOL..Good story ...need more sex, drugs and rock and
> > > > > > roll to spice it up ...
>
> > > > > It's 2nd of April, you're a day late.
>
> > > > > --
> > > > > Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com
>
> > > > Hello -
>
> > > > My uncle needs help because I cannot help. I am on welfare and on
> > > > GC.
> > > > I am using food stamps as it is. I know I am not supposed to be on
> > > > welfare - but I know how generous people are. They are all such a
> > > > helping hand. Nobody allows you to fall down here in America.
>
> > > > My brother is trying to send some cash from time to time as well.
>
> > > > So I can give my uncle's bank account # and then you can try to
> > > > wire
> > > > money in. And I can give you the village and country where my
> > > > uncle is
> > > > residing - and you can visit him and fix all his documents.
> > > > Basically
> > > > somebody needs to fix all his documents and then this will allow
> > > > him
> > > > to land in America. After that people need to pitch in and give
> > > > shelter and food.
>
> > > > Please - my good people all around - let me know what you think of
> > > > this proposal and whether it looks sound.
>
> > > > So - this is no scam. My uncle really could use some cash. It is
> > > > not a
> > > > joke.
>
> > > > And I guarantee one thing: My uncle will not refuse to take cash
> > > > you
> > > > give him. What could be better?
>
> > > > Also if you send cash and my uncle never arrives in America - rest
> > > > assured - he will spend all the cash on himself. So he will not
> > > > throw
> > > > it away, return it or anything like this.
>
> > > WOW!.......How thoughtful that he wouldn't refuse our cash and would
> > > most definitley spend it on himself.
>
> > > Think he has the wrong country tho, I always thought it was the UK
> > > that
> > > gave handouts willy nilly.
>
> > > Surely this person is taking the piss right??
>
> > > --
> > > Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com-Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> Why post all this crap when it's not even funny? Are you just very,
> very bored?
>
> --
> Posted viahttp://britishexpats.com- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
