Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
Nov 4th 2008, 1:05 am
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Nov 4th 2008, 1:16 am
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Re: Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
You couldn't handle it, hon. You'd be calling out for the fire department to cut you free.
Nov 4th 2008, 1:18 am
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Nov 4th 2008, 1:19 am
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Re: Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
That didn't really make any sense, did it?
Try this; I'm so big, if you set me on fire, people would be screaming "Oh the humanity!"
Try this; I'm so big, if you set me on fire, people would be screaming "Oh the humanity!"
Nov 4th 2008, 1:20 am
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Re: Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
Nov 4th 2008, 1:21 am
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Re: Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
OF...you're an absolute fruitcake. 
Nov 4th 2008, 2:16 am
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Nov 4th 2008, 8:33 am
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Nov 4th 2008, 10:14 am
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Re: Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
Just had a phone call from a woman asking if I was having an affair with her Husband 
She had found my number on her husbands cell phone bill! I have to say after I was initially stunned I got really cross with her.. she was demanding to know my name etc.. I turned it around and asked her name, and if she had kids etc etc.. Turned out to be her Grandson calling my Daughter!!!! - Then I just ended up feeling so sorry for her.. She was crying down the phone to me saying she was sure her husband was up to something... But then she was saying.. 'you check up on your husband, all men are bastards.. don't let him fool you' !!!!
She had found my number on her husbands cell phone bill! I have to say after I was initially stunned I got really cross with her.. she was demanding to know my name etc.. I turned it around and asked her name, and if she had kids etc etc.. Turned out to be her Grandson calling my Daughter!!!! - Then I just ended up feeling so sorry for her.. She was crying down the phone to me saying she was sure her husband was up to something... But then she was saying.. 'you check up on your husband, all men are bastards.. don't let him fool you' !!!!I shared a house with a load of boys and I pick up the phone and a womans geordie accent down the phone asked "you shagging him or what?"
My response was, "I'm sorry, what?" but she didn't buy that I told her I had never even met her husband and starting shouting, "why's he got your number on my phone? Whats he been saying to you? How long has it been going on!"
I put the phone down on her and she called back around 6 hours later at 1am saying she'd used my phone number to locate my address and was coming down to in the morning to see me. She sounded pissed drunk but at this point I was very frightened.
A call to the old bill revealed she was from a well known crime family and that I shouldn't be worried. Because oh yeah her being from a "well known crime family" is enough to make anyone sleep easy in their beds isn't it?
I ended up staying at a friends for a while until it had all blown over. Bloody geordies.
Nov 4th 2008, 12:34 pm
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Re: Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
Just had a phone call from a woman asking if I was having an affair with her Husband She had found my number on her husbands cell phone bill! I have to say after I was initially stunned I got really cross with her.. she was demanding to know my name etc.. I turned it around and asked her name, and if she had kids etc etc.. Turned out to be her Grandson calling my Daughter!!!! - Then I just ended up feeling so sorry for her.. She was crying down the phone to me saying she was sure her husband was up to something... But then she was saying.. 'you check up on your husband, all men are bastards.. don't let him fool you' !!!!
She had found my number on her husbands cell phone bill! I have to say after I was initially stunned I got really cross with her.. she was demanding to know my name etc.. I turned it around and asked her name, and if she had kids etc etc.. Turned out to be her Grandson calling my Daughter!!!! - Then I just ended up feeling so sorry for her.. She was crying down the phone to me saying she was sure her husband was up to something... But then she was saying.. 'you check up on your husband, all men are bastards.. don't let him fool you' !!!!
Nov 4th 2008, 12:43 pm
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Re: Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
Huh -- I had a call from Senator Hillary Clinton last night, and I've never met the woman. I tried to get a word in, but she wouldn't stop talking.
Nov 4th 2008, 1:45 pm
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Re: Are you having an affair with my Husband..??
Just had a phone call from a woman asking if I was having an affair with her Husband She had found my number on her husbands cell phone bill! I have to say after I was initially stunned I got really cross with her.. she was demanding to know my name etc.. I turned it around and asked her name, and if she had kids etc etc.. Turned out to be her Grandson calling my Daughter!!!! - Then I just ended up feeling so sorry for her.. She was crying down the phone to me saying she was sure her husband was up to something... But then she was saying.. 'you check up on your husband, all men are bastards.. don't let him fool you' !!!!
She had found my number on her husbands cell phone bill! I have to say after I was initially stunned I got really cross with her.. she was demanding to know my name etc.. I turned it around and asked her name, and if she had kids etc etc.. Turned out to be her Grandson calling my Daughter!!!! - Then I just ended up feeling so sorry for her.. She was crying down the phone to me saying she was sure her husband was up to something... But then she was saying.. 'you check up on your husband, all men are bastards.. don't let him fool you' !!!!Poor Cow...
I'm guessing she's hiring a PI as I type to follow her OH...
Nov 4th 2008, 1:47 pm
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