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Pulaski Mar 4th 2014 12:45 pm

WTF in America
 
This isn't a peeve, nor a question, but it leaves me confounded every time I see a sign in the area, for a school or youth group fundraiser. How did selling mattresses ever come to be a popular method of fundraising? :confused:

Any other things that leave you scratching your head?

rpjs Mar 4th 2014 12:58 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11157668)
Any other things that leave you scratching your head?

Leaving money on the table at a restaurant to pay for thr meal and/or tip the server in cash. I know they usually bring the check in a cover you can put the cash in but whenever we leave I always half-expect them to come running after us because someone has swiped it between us leaving and the server/busser picking it up. I'd never leave money on a table in the UK.

jibsymalone Mar 4th 2014 1:59 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11157668)
This isn't a peeve, nor a question, but it leaves me confounded every time I see a sign in the area, for a school or youth group fundraiser. How did selling mattresses ever come to be a popular method of fundraising? :confused:

Any other things that leave you scratching your head?

you mean you don't buy mattresses on a weekly or monthly basis? Your just a freak! :blink::rolleyes:

Pulaski Mar 4th 2014 2:55 pm

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Originally Posted by jibsymalone (Post 11157772)
You mean you don't buy mattresses on a weekly or monthly basis? .....

I used to, but now the garage is full and I have nowhere else to store them. :unsure:

Nutek Mar 4th 2014 3:02 pm

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Originally Posted by jibsymalone (Post 11157772)
you mean you don't buy mattresses on a weekly or monthly basis? Your just a freak! :blink::rolleyes:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gkGhMJWUKC...y+Mattress.jpg

Hotscot Mar 4th 2014 3:46 pm

Re: WTF in America
 
I don't know if it's specifically a Southern California thing but I've often noticed an unusually frequent occurrence of old beat up trucks, about 30 years old, traveling up and down on the freeway piled wobbly high with mattresses.

Of course said mattresses commonly end up on the shoulder at some point.

jibsymalone Mar 4th 2014 3:54 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by hotscot (Post 11157972)
I don't know if it's specifically a Southern California thing but I've often noticed an unusually frequent occurrence of old beat up trucks, about 30 years old, traveling up and down on the freeway piled wobbly high with mattresses.

Of course said mattresses commonly end up on the shoulder at some point.

They must be emptying out your garage? I see something similar down here but stacked with 100' of pallets on top rather than the mattresses? Maybe they are in cahoots and supplying furniture to Ikea or something?

Pulaski Mar 4th 2014 4:15 pm

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Originally Posted by hotscot (Post 11157972)
I don't know if it's specifically a Southern California thing but I've often noticed an unusually frequent occurrence of old beat up trucks, about 30 years old, traveling up and down on the freeway piled wobbly high with mattresses.

Of course said mattresses commonly end up on the shoulder at some point.

http://www.not-okay.com/wp-content/u...ckup-truck.png

[Truck with many mattresses]

Nutek Mar 4th 2014 4:23 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11158022)

Bedding Barn delivery truck.

CelticRover Mar 4th 2014 4:24 pm

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Have you checked your bargain mattress lately?

http://www.furniturenews.net/news/ar...tress-van-scam

Nutek Mar 4th 2014 4:27 pm

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Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Hotscot Mar 4th 2014 4:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11158022)
[URL]
[Truck with many mattresses]


Exactly:thumbup:

Pulaski Mar 4th 2014 4:33 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by CelticRover (Post 11158044)
Have you checked your bargain mattress lately? .....

I don't need a mattress with an "ecosystem"! :sick:

Boomhauer Mar 4th 2014 5:20 pm

Re: WTF in America
 
Another one is how car dealerships always have the largest US flags on a flag pole.

dunroving Mar 4th 2014 5:28 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by rpjs (Post 11157682)
Leaving money on the table at a restaurant to pay for thr meal and/or tip the server in cash. I know they usually bring the check in a cover you can put the cash in but whenever we leave I always half-expect them to come running after us because someone has swiped it between us leaving and the server/busser picking it up. I'd never leave money on a table in the UK.

Similar thing - I was always surprised that private mail was delivered to an unlocked box at the end of the drive. In Britain, that would never work!

Nutek Mar 4th 2014 5:30 pm

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Originally Posted by dunroving (Post 11158131)
Similar thing - I was always surprised that private mail was delivered to an unlocked box at the end of the drive. In Britain, that would never work!

I STILL don't understand this.

Pulaski Mar 4th 2014 5:33 pm

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Originally Posted by dunroving (Post 11158131)
Similar thing - I was always surprised that private mail was delivered to an unlocked box at the end of the drive. In Britain, that would never work!

Similarly, pick-up trucks would never catch on in the UK the way they did here. There is a reason why tradesmen in the UK all drive transit vans not pick-ups. I have left tools and equipment in my truck while shopping at Lowes and for groceries, but would never have dreamt of being able to do that in the UK. :unsure:

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11158136)
I STILL don't understand this.

The Royal Mail doesn't have its own police force with powers of arrest though. :huh:

Nutek Mar 4th 2014 5:38 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11158139)
Similarly, pick-up trucks would never catch on in the UK the way they did here. There is a reason why tradesmen in the UK all drive transit vans not pick-ups. I have left tools and equipment in my truck while shopping at Lowes and for groceries, but would never have dreamt of being able to do that in the UK. :unsure:

The Royal Mail doesn't have its own police force with powers of arrest though.

It's actually pretty interesting. Petty crime (around here) seems considerably lower than I was used to in the UK (theft from yard, pickup bed, mailbox type stuff), whilst more serious crime seems more prevalent.

dunroving Mar 4th 2014 5:39 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11158139)
Similarly, pick-up trucks would never catch on in the UK the way they did here. There is a reason why tradesmen in the UK all drive transit vans not pick-ups. I have left tools and equipment in my truck while shopping at Lowes and for groceries, but would never have dreamt of being able to do that in the UK. :unsure:

I knew there was something similar I was trying to think of - diminishing grey matter and 8 years since I lived there mean I couldn't remember. But yes, I remember going on shopping trips to Lowe's, Sam's Club, and just leaving stuff in the back while I popped from one to the other.

Weird - over there you are much more likely to get shot dead but there is much less petty pilfering, vandalism, and discourtesy. Here, you are more likely to get vandalised, told to f*** off or have your car badge nicked, but highly unlikely to get shot dead.

Can't remember what all that has to do with the thread title ...

dunroving Mar 4th 2014 5:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11158149)
It's actually pretty interesting. Petty crime (around here) seems considerably lower than I was used to in the UK (theft from yard, pickup bed, mailbox type stuff), whilst more serious crime seems more prevalent.


Originally Posted by dunroving (Post 11158151)
I knew there was something similar I was trying to think of - diminishing grey matter and 8 years since I lived there mean I couldn't remember. But yes, I remember going on shopping trips to Lowe's, Sam's Club, and just leaving stuff in the back while I popped from one to the other.

Weird - over there you are much more likely to get shot dead but there is much less petty pilfering, vandalism, and discourtesy. Here, you are more likely to get vandalised, told to f*** off or have your car badge nicked, but highly unlikely to get shot dead.

Can't remember what all that has to do with the thread title ...

I think we must have ESPN.

Pulaski Mar 4th 2014 5:48 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by dunroving (Post 11158151)
..... Weird - over there you are much more likely to get shot dead but there is much less petty pilfering, vandalism, and discourtesy. ....

My working theory is that these things are connected. :nod:

joto Mar 4th 2014 5:54 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by dunroving (Post 11158151)
I knew there was something similar I was trying to think of - diminishing grey matter and 8 years since I lived there mean I couldn't remember. But yes, I remember going on shopping trips to Lowe's, Sam's Club, and just leaving stuff in the back while I popped from one to the other.

Weird - over there you are much more likely to get shot dead but there is much less petty pilfering, vandalism, and discourtesy. Here, you are more likely to get vandalised, told to f*** off or have your car badge nicked, but highly unlikely to get shot dead.

Can't remember what all that has to do with the thread title ...

What surprised me is that some stores can leave most of their displays out over night and they don't get trashed or stolen.

markonline1 Mar 4th 2014 5:59 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11158149)
It's actually pretty interesting. Petty crime (around here) seems considerably lower than I was used to in the UK (theft from yard, pickup bed, mailbox type stuff), whilst more serious crime seems more prevalent.

I still remember ordering my new flat screen tv to be delivered here whilst I we still in England. I was a little concerned about my wife being home to receive the delivery as she doesn't get home from work till about 6. She told me not to worry so I ordered it and on the day UPS emailed to say it was out for delivery, sure enough I had photo confirmation from the wife to say she had it. I remarked on how lucky it was that we were one of the last deliveries enabling the to catch her in when she said no, it was sitting on the front porch she I got home. Whaaaaaaaaaaat? That would have lasted 30 seconds in the UK. I've put broken furniture out for the bin men in the UK that's been nicked within the hour LOL.

dunroving Mar 4th 2014 6:13 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11158173)
My working theory is that these things are connected. :nod:

:lol: I am a bit slow sometimes.

Yorkieabroad Mar 4th 2014 6:24 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by CelticRover (Post 11158044)
Have you checked your bargain mattress lately?

http://www.furniturenews.net/news/ar...tress-van-scam

First line of the article......
"Don't buy supposedly 'cheap' mattresses from the back of a van" ....no shit, Sherlock....:unsure:

Nor will I buy a tv from the guy cruising the HEB car park, nor allow the other guys cruising the same car park to repair that minor dent in the back of my wife's car, even if they do work for the Mazda dealer and will do a great job for me.....:rolleyes:

Hotscot Mar 4th 2014 6:59 pm

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Nor will I become a Mormon even though, apparently, I am unhappy with my life even though I feel happy with my life.
(Or is that Jehova's Witnesses?)

What do I know...

Bob Mar 4th 2014 7:25 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by rpjs (Post 11157682)
Leaving money on the table at a restaurant to pay for thr meal and/or tip the server in cash. I know they usually bring the check in a cover you can put the cash in but whenever we leave I always half-expect them to come running after us because someone has swiped it between us leaving and the server/busser picking it up. I'd never leave money on a table in the UK.

It doesn't bother me, as we did that in the UK too.

Though I did see someone going around the bar picking up peoples tips to buy drinks with at the bar which put me off a bit.

One weird one is our kids school doing a candle sale fund raiser and I've also seen a flower/plant seed sale.

Uncle_Bob Mar 4th 2014 10:48 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by rpjs (Post 11157682)
Leaving money on the table at a restaurant to pay for thr meal and/or tip the server in cash. I know they usually bring the check in a cover you can put the cash in but whenever we leave I always half-expect them to come running after us because someone has swiped it between us leaving and the server/busser picking it up. I'd never leave money on a table in the UK.

I've had British relatives that are physically unable to leave the table until the servers return to pick up a cash tip. If they take a long time to return then they will pick up the cash and go looking for the server to hand it over in person.

limeynus Mar 4th 2014 11:20 pm

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by hotscot (Post 11157972)
I don't know if it's specifically a Southern California thing but I've often noticed an unusually frequent occurrence of old beat up trucks, about 30 years old, traveling up and down on the freeway piled wobbly high with mattresses.

Of course said mattresses commonly end up on the shoulder at some point.

These are usually headed south of the border to Mexico. They always look so dodgy piled up so high! I usually avoid them if I see them on the roads.

Hotscot Mar 4th 2014 11:27 pm

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Hey Limey...where you at? :)

Steve_ Mar 5th 2014 12:00 am

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Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 11158120)
Another one is how car dealerships always have the largest US flags on a flag pole.

That's not purely an American thing, there's a Toyota dealer near me that claims to have the largest Canadian flag. It is big, I'll say that for it.

Pulaski Mar 5th 2014 1:10 am

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Originally Posted by Steve_ (Post 11158810)
That's not purely an American thing, there's a Toyota dealer near me that claims to have the largest Canadian flag. It is big, I'll say that for it.

I didn't realise that Toyota is a Canadian company. :sneaky:

Sally Redux Mar 5th 2014 1:23 am

Re: WTF in America
 
'Save the date' cards
Cheerleaders
Removal of all body hair
Guns
Healthcare
Day labourers
Paperwork/red tape
Realtors' photos of themselves

HartleyHare Mar 5th 2014 1:26 am

Re: WTF in America
 

Originally Posted by markonline1 (Post 11158199)
I still remember ordering my new flat screen tv to be delivered here whilst I we still in England. I was a little concerned about my wife being home to receive the delivery as she doesn't get home from work till about 6. She told me not to worry so I ordered it and on the day UPS emailed to say it was out for delivery, sure enough I had photo confirmation from the wife to say she had it. I remarked on how lucky it was that we were one of the last deliveries enabling the to catch her in when she said no, it was sitting on the front porch she I got home. Whaaaaaaaaaaat? That would have lasted 30 seconds in the UK. I've put broken furniture out for the bin men in the UK that's been nicked within the hour LOL.

This ^^. Exactly the same thing - 42" LED TV left on the porch. Apparently it's norm here for deliveries just to be left on the doorstep, in full view. No signature required.

md95065 Mar 5th 2014 1:41 am

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AM radio reception at night sucks in the US because the FCC requires most stations to reduce their transmitter power at night to avoid interfering with other stations.

In contrast, the BBC (at least back in the 1970's - not sure about today) would increase their transmitter power at night to prevent their signal from being swamped by other European stations. :sneaky:

MMcD Mar 5th 2014 1:57 am

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Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 11158898)
Realtors' glossy, re-touched photos of themselves

....in which they're always shown as even
uglier
glitzier
trashier
emptier
and more pretentious
than the McMansions they're so desperately hawking.

Our mailbox is stuffed with their unsolicited rubbish every day....but maybe that's more WTF in LaLaLand?

Owen778 Mar 5th 2014 2:08 am

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Originally Posted by MMcD (Post 11158953)
....in which they're always shown as even
uglier
glitzier
trashier
emptier
and more pretentious
than the McMansions they're so desperately hawking.

Our mailbox is stuffed with their unsolicited rubbish every day....but maybe that's more WTF in LaLaLand?

Normally yes, but one of our local realtors has a billboard to show that she literally is the devil:

Hotscot Mar 5th 2014 2:22 am

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Realtors who take property photographs which include separates of a fridge, a sink, a door etc, but no clear picture of the external house.

How hard can it be people?

Kate2112 Mar 5th 2014 7:31 am

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I miss the USA :(

scrubbedexpat091 Mar 5th 2014 1:11 pm

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Originally Posted by dunroving (Post 11158131)
Similar thing - I was always surprised that private mail was delivered to an unlocked box at the end of the drive. In Britain, that would never work!

Mail theft is a federal crime, with potentially heavy penalty, along with the USPS having its own police force to investigate theft and mail crimes, crooks generally will leave the mail alone.

The post office takes the mail serious in the US, when I worked at an airline and we carried mail, they paid people to meet flights to watch us unload mail to make sure it didn't touch the ground, was placed in secured carts, delivered to them within 30 minutes of arriving, along with their own background check.

By contrast up here in Canada, Canada Post seems to really have no interest in doing much to safe guard mail, and mail theft is pretty rampant.


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