Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

That's the wrong way around. Do it all the night before she leaves, then you're free to fart around as you please for the entire duration of the trip. If you do the chores/errands while she's still at home, you maximise your time to enjoy yourself when she is gone. All it takes after that is picking up after yourself when you eat, etc, and you'll have a perfect weekend.

Originally Posted by Pulaski

My sympathy goes out to you, married as you are to a woman who apparently expects miracles.

Originally Posted by dj6372

Nice plan, but we went out for dinner last night, the local restaurant has 'wine wednesday' so am suffering from too much half price wine

Originally Posted by dj6372

Anyway just dropped her off, time to do eff all!!

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

I don't drink wine so that's never a concern for me



OK - you can still salvage your weekend, it's still Thursday, so get all the shite out of the way today, so you can make Friday and Saturday your bitches.

Originally Posted by dj6372

Great minds..................laundry in, just getting the hovering hoover out (thanks Mr P)

Originally Posted by FlaviusAetius

I don't have locks on the bathroom doors, am I alright?

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

As long as you operate an 'if the door is closed, knock before entering' policy, you should be fine and the risk of someone walking in on you mid-dump should be minimal.