dj6372

Ok just a question for the henpacked masses (women may respond)

Why does a woman say the following 'oh you didn't do the washing up then'

When quite obviously the sink is full of dishes, I'm still in my jamas and the playstation is melting from overuse

Pulaski

To give you time to take cover behind the sofa?

Cardienscarf

I've never had a woman say that to me.

Pulaski

I bet you have been known to say it though.

kodokan

She's kindly foreshadowing as s favor, so it won't come as a total surprise to you when she dumps you because she wants to have a relationship with an adult

Cardienscarf

I bet you I haven't. I'm way more to the point than that.

Pulaski

dj6372

I more than happy to receive the abuse for not doing said dishes!

I was just querying the way women ask/make obvious statements

Oh off on a tangent, overheard a ding dong teenage girl on the phone to another ding dong and I quote, 'I'm like literally in the store like right now'

She was in the store, so surely 'I'm in the store now' would have sufficed?

Or am I like literally like not like getting teens? like

Nutek

Like, totally.

lizzyq

The words "even though you have had the time and energy to give yourself RSI in your thumbs by playing on the playstation since I walked out of the door" really don't need to be said, though they are most definitely thought, very hard

scrubbedexpat097

It's code for " if you think you're going to get lucky tonight mate then you need to think again"

BEVS

dj6372

Lion in Winter

I believe "sarcasm" is the word you are looking for.

Pulaski

I have a different but related question: why does it not matter how many tasks I have done, I still get complaints about the one I haven't?