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Lion in Winter Mar 22nd 2014 1:22 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 11186124)
I am a bit reminded of my time in your London, by this thread. On a couple of occasions in a pub, while having a quiet pint at the bar, I'd over hear a couple of locals having a go at Scousers. I'd turn to them and say in my best Scouse accent "bunch of c%&T's them scousers aren't they?", now my aim was to be light hearted and jovial but on each occasion it was greeted with complete silence and an end to their conversation.


Not 100% sure of the connection to this thread, but its there some where.


The UK, one country divided by about 6 common languages :D

ellegiselle Mar 22nd 2014 1:35 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 11186048)
You do need to brush up on irony, however.

Not as long as I'm stateside. This is the point. I'm not in the UK. YOU are in the US

Lion in Winter Mar 22nd 2014 1:40 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by ellegiselle (Post 11186139)
Not as long as I'm stateside. This is the point. I'm not in the UK. YOU are in the US

Irony is forbidden in the US? I don't remember anything about that in the oath business, but I'm sure you know best. It does seem to be in short supply, it's true.

ellegiselle Mar 22nd 2014 1:41 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 11186014)
You can't you know. 680,000 British people have tried.

Yes but they communicate like Brits: " Can I see your bacon?"....to Grocer who responds ..."Um Yeah-that's our bacon" pointing in case to which Brit responds ".....thank you"...."erm" ...."uh"..... When if he/she JUST said "can you give me a cut with more meat and less fat in a 2 inch by 6 inch slice??? Like this-(holding up iPhone pic)" The butcher would reply... "Sure!When do you want it by?" Done and done.

Pulaski Mar 22nd 2014 1:42 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 11186143)
Irony is forbidden in the US? I don't remember anything about that in the oath business, but I'm sure you know best. It does seem to be in short supply, it's true.

Sometimes irony is the only thing that makes life bearable here. :unsure:

Lion in Winter Mar 22nd 2014 1:43 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by ellegiselle (Post 11186144)
Yes but they communicate like Brits: " Can I see your bacon?"....to Grocer who responds ..."Um Yeah-that's our bacon" pointing in case to which Brit responds ".....thank you"...."erm" ...."uh"..... When if he/she JUST said "can you give me a cut with more meat and less fat in a 2 inch by 6 inch slice??? Like this-(holding up iPhone pic)" The butcher would reply... "Sure!When do you want it by?" Done and done.

Ah, well, you see we are far too polite to imply that their bacon is deficient. We don't like to be rude you know. We are trying to fit in.

AmerLisa Mar 22nd 2014 1:44 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by ellegiselle (Post 11186144)
Yes but they communicate like Brits: " Can I see your bacon?"....to Grocer who responds ..."Um Yeah-that's our bacon" pointing in case to which Brit responds ".....thank you"...."erm" ...."uh"..... When if he/she JUST said "can you give me a cut with more meat and less fat in a 2 inch by 6 inch slice??? Like this-(holding up iPhone pic)" The butcher would reply... "Sure!When do you want it by?" Done and done.

There's irony in there somewhere... You just can't see it. :sneaky:

AmerLisa Mar 22nd 2014 1:45 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 11186146)
Ah, well, you see we are far too polite to imply that their bacon is deficient. We don't like to be rude you know. We are trying to fit in.

I like to be rude.. :nod:

Lion in Winter Mar 22nd 2014 1:48 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11186145)
Sometimes irony is the only thing that makes life bearable here. :unsure:

http://www.theunintelligencer.com/wp...ny-800x800.jpg

Watch out for the wax on that apple though.

Lion in Winter Mar 22nd 2014 1:49 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by AmerLisa (Post 11186149)
I like to be rude.. :nod:

Does that mean you are able to get decent bacon? If so, breakfast at your house.

ellegiselle Mar 22nd 2014 1:50 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 11186075)
I am very attracted to areas that smell of fish, thus my interest in costal America. Fish is the symbol of Jesus. Something I have noted time and time again, is how American churches often smell fishy.

Perhaps you'd like to share with everyone here-publicly, how you came about being in America. How do you pay your bills? Do you have a career here or does your spouse? What do you do in this land? PLEASE shed all anonymity!!!! Be open and honest with us about what idiots Americans are and how it is you have come to know this first hand...I'm all ears!:thumbsup:

Lion in Winter Mar 22nd 2014 1:50 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by nickkellie (Post 11186151)
elle - it seems like you focus too much on the negatives. I agreed with your sentiment but you can't hold onto things like this. It will impede your judgment of new people you meet. Seems you have your mind made up to the point where you ignore one person who agreed with you and then decide to feed off the negatives.

Psst. She didn't come here to be agreed with.:)

ellegiselle Mar 22nd 2014 1:58 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 11186143)
Irony is forbidden in the US? I don't remember anything about that in the oath business, but I'm sure you know best. It does seem to be in short supply, it's true.

We're surely not talking talking rules to be inducted love-we're talking social rules of acceptance, and let's not be coy, this is not the Brits strong point.

ellegiselle Mar 22nd 2014 2:03 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 11186146)
Ah, well, you see we are far too polite to imply that their bacon is deficient. We don't like to be rude you know. We are trying to fit in.

You are effing rude at every turn-thus the subject of this thread. Disguise it with a smile, a grunt, a cup of tea or a rant on a forum-you are the rudest lot I've met....at least Mexicans know they are aspiring to something to become American. You aspire- all the while tut tutting us with your nose up since you once be-headed those in our lot...(even though it was at least 500 years ago and you never seem to mention that)

BEVS Mar 22nd 2014 2:05 pm

Re: When in Rome...
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 11186155)
Does that mean you are able to get decent bacon? If so, breakfast at your house.


Hang on for me. I'm coming over.

You can't get decent bacon nor a proper sausage over here. Even the pies are a bit suss .


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