I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for a group of silly or slightly suggestive wedding gifts. The idea is that we get about 5 or 6 items and number them with a little poem or note to go along with them and the bride and groom open them in number sequence at the reception. We have a pregnancy test kit so far. The wedding is this weekend.

him and hers sex toys

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/86dd/

...or perhaps that's not quite the right tone?

A prepared Anullment.

OMG - my sister bought this after she split from her partner and redecorated the kitchen ........ it's actually great and magnetised as well ........ but maybe a little bit expensive for a "silly" gift.

home waxing kit for men --------- depending on how hairy groom is (or the bride - lol)

Gosh, I'd be really embarrassed to open such items at my reception! I hope they're the type that would be okay with it!

if neither can cook what about a "simple recipes" kind of book ?
or a more clichèd recipe book like "meals for two" ?

or a self help book on the lines of .....

"make the most of your marriage"

pipe and slippers
cocoa/horlicks
packet of nappies

i got some his and hers space hoppers for my wedding!

I got a piece of drainpipe made into a candle holder by my "creative" uncle.....needless to say I had him 'rubbed out' shortly afterward for bringing me anything less than an economy size bottle of vodka.

Stick to the frickin' registry (if there is one) and skip the "wacky" gifts. The last thing anyone needs is a bunch of novelty crap that they feel obliged to keep around the house.

WOW ..... what crap or wacky stuff did you get given that you feel obliged to keep around the house ??

Anyway - I understood that these wacky gifts were not a substitute for a more appreciated gift, but just for a bit of fun at the reception.

Actually, quite a bit, which was a shame, because those people had obviously spent hours and hours working to earn the money to buy something that they themselves would never have bought and with which we couldn't do anything. It was a kind gesture that ended up being a waste...

When I went through the process myself, I vowed never, ever to go "off piste" and buy stuff that wasn't on the Registry (assuming there was a Registry in the first place).