Silly Sod is a twot
Jul 6th 2007, 5:46 am
#46
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Jul 6th 2007, 9:37 am
#47
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
According to my former boss at my former job as a former server. Apparently.
Yes, I quit. It was a nice place for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there ha ha. He said my T-Shirt had pizza sauce on it. I said: of course it does, I have just manhandled a 5 gallon barrell of the shit into the fridge, it aint gonna have Ranch on it is it!!! I laughed. He didn't. A tiff ensued.
I then proudly whipped off my girly apron, slung it at him and said: I have seen and done more than you will ever do mate, my son could kick your ass blindfold and my daughter would never date you (not sure why I said that actually) and left with my head held high.
I got into the car feeling great, feeling like a young devil may care man again. Then, as the oven like heat of the inside of the car with only one window working on a 90 degree day hit, as the sweat started to pour, I remembered that I was supposed to get the air con fixed as soon as I got paid.
The moral of the story is..............don't let the bastids grind ya down ha ha. I didn't come all this way to take shit from a guy younger than some of my underpants thank you very much!!
I then got home, got 'cheer up sex' from the fully supportive missus and got bladdered on cheap wine while listening to The Streets. All in all a bloody good day
Yes, I quit. It was a nice place for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there ha ha. He said my T-Shirt had pizza sauce on it. I said: of course it does, I have just manhandled a 5 gallon barrell of the shit into the fridge, it aint gonna have Ranch on it is it!!! I laughed. He didn't. A tiff ensued.
I then proudly whipped off my girly apron, slung it at him and said: I have seen and done more than you will ever do mate, my son could kick your ass blindfold and my daughter would never date you (not sure why I said that actually) and left with my head held high.
I got into the car feeling great, feeling like a young devil may care man again. Then, as the oven like heat of the inside of the car with only one window working on a 90 degree day hit, as the sweat started to pour, I remembered that I was supposed to get the air con fixed as soon as I got paid.
The moral of the story is..............don't let the bastids grind ya down ha ha. I didn't come all this way to take shit from a guy younger than some of my underpants thank you very much!!
I then got home, got 'cheer up sex' from the fully supportive missus and got bladdered on cheap wine while listening to The Streets. All in all a bloody good day
sounds like he is lacking in the sense of humour department there, hope when i get a new job coz i have just got me green card i don't get the same sort of s**t lol, Been a northerner and from middlesbrough to boot my sense of humour can land me in big trouble and that is at home lmao.
I can wind people up without cracking a smile and letting them know I am playing with them but if they really looked at me while i was doing it they would see the twinkle in my eyes and it always helps when you are doing it with someone else who is from your hometown who knows you are just winding up lmao.
Yeah you will land a job in no time over here they are a dime a dozen and having our accent is a bonus good luck in the future.
Thanks Michelle
Jul 6th 2007, 9:38 am
#48
Caring for the Elderly
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Location: Marianna Florida
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