Silly Sod is a twot
Jul 4th 2007, 12:26 pm
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Silly Sod is a twot
According to my former boss at my former job as a former server. Apparently.
Yes, I quit. It was a nice place for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there ha ha. He said my T-Shirt had pizza sauce on it. I said: of course it does, I have just manhandled a 5 gallon barrell of the shit into the fridge, it aint gonna have Ranch on it is it!!! I laughed. He didn't. A tiff ensued.
I then proudly whipped off my girly apron, slung it at him and said: I have seen and done more than you will ever do mate, my son could kick your ass blindfold and my daughter would never date you (not sure why I said that actually) and left with my head held high.
I got into the car feeling great, feeling like a young devil may care man again. Then, as the oven like heat of the inside of the car with only one window working on a 90 degree day hit, as the sweat started to pour, I remembered that I was supposed to get the air con fixed as soon as I got paid.
The moral of the story is..............don't let the bastids grind ya down ha ha. I didn't come all this way to take shit from a guy younger than some of my underpants thank you very much!!
I then got home, got 'cheer up sex' from the fully supportive missus and got bladdered on cheap wine while listening to The Streets. All in all a bloody good day
Yes, I quit. It was a nice place for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there ha ha. He said my T-Shirt had pizza sauce on it. I said: of course it does, I have just manhandled a 5 gallon barrell of the shit into the fridge, it aint gonna have Ranch on it is it!!! I laughed. He didn't. A tiff ensued.
I then proudly whipped off my girly apron, slung it at him and said: I have seen and done more than you will ever do mate, my son could kick your ass blindfold and my daughter would never date you (not sure why I said that actually) and left with my head held high.
I got into the car feeling great, feeling like a young devil may care man again. Then, as the oven like heat of the inside of the car with only one window working on a 90 degree day hit, as the sweat started to pour, I remembered that I was supposed to get the air con fixed as soon as I got paid.
The moral of the story is..............don't let the bastids grind ya down ha ha. I didn't come all this way to take shit from a guy younger than some of my underpants thank you very much!!
I then got home, got 'cheer up sex' from the fully supportive missus and got bladdered on cheap wine while listening to The Streets. All in all a bloody good day
Jul 4th 2007, 12:40 pm
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
There is nothing more fun than quitting a shitty job. 
Jul 4th 2007, 12:41 pm
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
According to my former boss at my former job as a former server. Apparently.
Yes, I quit. It was a nice place for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there ha ha. He said my T-Shirt had pizza sauce on it. I said: of course it does, I have just manhandled a 5 gallon barrell of the shit into the fridge, it aint gonna have Ranch on it is it!!! I laughed. He didn't. A tiff ensued.
I then proudly whipped off my girly apron, slung it at him and said: I have seen and done more than you will ever do mate, my son could kick your ass blindfold and my daughter would never date you (not sure why I said that actually) and left with my head held high.
I got into the car feeling great, feeling like a young devil may care man again. Then, as the oven like heat of the inside of the car with only one window working on a 90 degree day hit, as the sweat started to pour, I remembered that I was supposed to get the air con fixed as soon as I got paid.
The moral of the story is..............don't let the bastids grind ya down ha ha. I didn't come all this way to take shit from a guy younger than some of my underpants thank you very much!!
I then got home, got 'cheer up sex' from the fully supportive missus and got bladdered on cheap wine while listening to The Streets. All in all a bloody good day
Yes, I quit. It was a nice place for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there ha ha. He said my T-Shirt had pizza sauce on it. I said: of course it does, I have just manhandled a 5 gallon barrell of the shit into the fridge, it aint gonna have Ranch on it is it!!! I laughed. He didn't. A tiff ensued.
I then proudly whipped off my girly apron, slung it at him and said: I have seen and done more than you will ever do mate, my son could kick your ass blindfold and my daughter would never date you (not sure why I said that actually) and left with my head held high.
I got into the car feeling great, feeling like a young devil may care man again. Then, as the oven like heat of the inside of the car with only one window working on a 90 degree day hit, as the sweat started to pour, I remembered that I was supposed to get the air con fixed as soon as I got paid.
The moral of the story is..............don't let the bastids grind ya down ha ha. I didn't come all this way to take shit from a guy younger than some of my underpants thank you very much!!
I then got home, got 'cheer up sex' from the fully supportive missus and got bladdered on cheap wine while listening to The Streets. All in all a bloody good day
Jul 4th 2007, 12:41 pm
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
Did you not do a "You talkin to me?" on him? What a wasted opportunity.
Sounds fun anyway
Sounds fun anyway
Jul 4th 2007, 12:46 pm
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
Aaw, you guys are the greatest!!!
Jul 4th 2007, 12:58 pm
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Jul 4th 2007, 3:03 pm
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
You were too good for them Silly Sod! 
Jul 4th 2007, 3:37 pm
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Jobs are dime a dozen
Jul 4th 2007, 3:53 pm
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
Well dammit SS I have to spread some karma around before I can give to you again, so you're SOOL from me today.
Many congrats on quitting a crappy job, and all the best for a brand spanking shiny new fabbo job in the future.
In the mean time, please give Molly a hug from me, she's one in a million.
And enjoy the booze. 
Many congrats on quitting a crappy job, and all the best for a brand spanking shiny new fabbo job in the future.
In the mean time, please give Molly a hug from me, she's one in a million.
And enjoy the booze.
Jul 4th 2007, 4:06 pm
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
Well dammit SS I have to spread some karma around before I can give to you again, so you're SOOL from me today.
Many congrats on quitting a crappy job, and all the best for a brand spanking shiny new fabbo job in the future.
In the mean time, please give Molly a hug from me, she's one in a million. And enjoy the booze.
Many congrats on quitting a crappy job, and all the best for a brand spanking shiny new fabbo job in the future.
In the mean time, please give Molly a hug from me, she's one in a million.
And enjoy the booze. He will get a better job, we're not too worried about it. We're "livin the dream" as he likes to say all the time! ha ha. As long as we can pay the bills I don't care about anything else. We aren't very greedy as a rule...or materialistic. We are perfectly happy to get our movies for free from the library and we don't need cable, our calls to England are only $30 a month from vonage, we have the internet, we have enough gas to get back and forth to work, we can have a drink at the weekend, and that's all we need.
We are totally happy together! I am so glad we met, so glad we found this wonderful site to talk about it all... and well, I've had a lot to drink tonight so I'm talking crazy. Love all you on BE, it's like an extended family!
Jul 4th 2007, 5:09 pm
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Re: Silly Sod is a twot
What a sweet thing to say! Thank you so much.
He will get a better job, we're not too worried about it. We're "livin the dream" as he likes to say all the time! ha ha. As long as we can pay the bills I don't care about anything else. We aren't very greedy as a rule...or materialistic. We are perfectly happy to get our movies for free from the library and we don't need cable, our calls to England are only $30 a month from vonage, we have the internet, we have enough gas to get back and forth to work, we can have a drink at the weekend, and that's all we need.
We are totally happy together! I am so glad we met, so glad we found this wonderful site to talk about it all... and well, I've had a lot to drink tonight so I'm talking crazy. Love all you on BE, it's like an extended family!
He will get a better job, we're not too worried about it. We're "livin the dream" as he likes to say all the time! ha ha. As long as we can pay the bills I don't care about anything else. We aren't very greedy as a rule...or materialistic. We are perfectly happy to get our movies for free from the library and we don't need cable, our calls to England are only $30 a month from vonage, we have the internet, we have enough gas to get back and forth to work, we can have a drink at the weekend, and that's all we need.
We are totally happy together! I am so glad we met, so glad we found this wonderful site to talk about it all... and well, I've had a lot to drink tonight so I'm talking crazy. Love all you on BE, it's like an extended family!
(watch this space for my 4th July bollocking!!! he he) She's worth it.
Night all and happy 4th ya buggers!!!
