Selfish Parking
Apr 23rd 2008 | 4:29 am
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Re: Selfish Parking
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I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
Anyway one Saturday the car park was full and I circled round and round and finally got a space. I was :curse: by this time and wanted to leave a note on the windscreen but
no pen!!!. So I improvised- I stuck a 'ladies feminine item' to his windscreen.My nine year old son still talks about the day mummy stuck one of her nappies on that mans yellow car
.Moral to the story - never mess with a redhead with PMS!
Apr 23rd 2008 | 4:45 am
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Re: Selfish Parking
Maybe not in England but here in Sunny Scotland at our local Toys R Us Store there is a yellow lotus thingy parked over two spaces every time I go there. I drive past on my way to Sainsburys every other week and there it is - prob the managers.
Anyway one Saturday the car park was full and I circled round and round and finally got a space. I was :curse: by this time and wanted to leave a note on the windscreen but no pen!!!. So I improvised- I stuck a 'ladies feminine item' to his windscreen.
My nine year old son still talks about the day mummy stuck one of her nappies on that mans yellow car.
Moral to the story - never mess with a redhead with PMS!
Anyway one Saturday the car park was full and I circled round and round and finally got a space. I was :curse: by this time and wanted to leave a note on the windscreen but
no pen!!!. So I improvised- I stuck a 'ladies feminine item' to his windscreen.My nine year old son still talks about the day mummy stuck one of her nappies on that mans yellow car
.Moral to the story - never mess with a redhead with PMS!
You definitely win with that one!
Apr 23rd 2008 | 5:14 am
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Re: Selfish Parking
Maybe not in England but here in Sunny Scotland at our local Toys R Us Store there is a yellow lotus thingy parked over two spaces every time I go there. I drive past on my way to Sainsburys every other week and there it is - prob the managers.
Anyway one Saturday the car park was full and I circled round and round and finally got a space. I was :curse: by this time and wanted to leave a note on the windscreen but no pen!!!. So I improvised- I stuck a 'ladies feminine item' to his windscreen.
My nine year old son still talks about the day mummy stuck one of her nappies on that mans yellow car.
Moral to the story - never mess with a redhead with PMS!
Anyway one Saturday the car park was full and I circled round and round and finally got a space. I was :curse: by this time and wanted to leave a note on the windscreen but
no pen!!!. So I improvised- I stuck a 'ladies feminine item' to his windscreen.My nine year old son still talks about the day mummy stuck one of her nappies on that mans yellow car
.Moral to the story - never mess with a redhead with PMS!
Good for you girl... I bet the owner of the car won't be forgetting it any time soon either!
Apr 23rd 2008 | 5:19 am
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Re: Selfish Parking
I remember towards the end of my pregnancy with my first watching a guy in his 30's pull in to the 'stork' parking (space for pregnant woman) at Meijers. She was born in Dec and the weather was nasty.
Apr 23rd 2008 | 5:24 am
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Re: Selfish Parking
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What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
If you only saw the car stationary you probably got off lightly!
Apr 23rd 2008 | 5:36 am
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Apr 23rd 2008 | 5:37 am
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Re: Selfish Parking
http://bp3.blogger.com/_sBLxX3sph8M/...s400/range.jpg
What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
Last edited by tamms_1965; Apr 23rd 2008 at 5:40 am.
Apr 23rd 2008 | 5:51 am
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Re: Selfish Parking
Not that I have ever condoned such behaviour. Honest.
EDIT: I honestly haven't, but I've seen it done.
Apr 23rd 2008 | 12:48 pm
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Re: Selfish Parking
Maybe not in England but here in Sunny Scotland at our local Toys R Us Store there is a yellow lotus thingy parked over two spaces every time I go there. I drive past on my way to Sainsburys every other week and there it is - prob the managers.
Anyway one Saturday the car park was full and I circled round and round and finally got a space. I was :curse: by this time and wanted to leave a note on the windscreen but no pen!!!. So I improvised- I stuck a 'ladies feminine item' to his windscreen.
My nine year old son still talks about the day mummy stuck one of her nappies on that mans yellow car.
Moral to the story - never mess with a redhead with PMS!
Anyway one Saturday the car park was full and I circled round and round and finally got a space. I was :curse: by this time and wanted to leave a note on the windscreen but
no pen!!!. So I improvised- I stuck a 'ladies feminine item' to his windscreen.My nine year old son still talks about the day mummy stuck one of her nappies on that mans yellow car
.Moral to the story - never mess with a redhead with PMS!
Apr 23rd 2008 | 1:01 pm
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Re: Selfish Parking
http://bp3.blogger.com/_sBLxX3sph8M/...s400/range.jpg
What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
Apr 23rd 2008 | 1:17 pm
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Re: Selfish Parking
Apr 24th 2008 | 3:42 am
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Re: Selfish Parking
I was at the super market last weekend and there was a woman unloading her cart. Her car was parked opposite to mine. The cart park was 2 car spaces away and she left the cart right in front of my car. I just said in a voice loud enough for her to hear, "lazy sod, the cart park is just 2 spaces down." If looks could kill.
Apr 25th 2008 | 2:43 pm
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Re: Selfish Parking
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What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
Apr 25th 2008 | 2:46 pm
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Re: Selfish Parking
http://bp3.blogger.com/_sBLxX3sph8M/...s400/range.jpg
What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
What the hell is the reasoning behind people parking in two spaces?
It's always idiots in luxury cars. "Oh, my car is so expensive it deserves two parking spaces, so it doesn't need to be in proximity to 'regular' cars."
These people should be taken out and shot.
I never saw it in England, but I see it in America all the time.
Do you need a diagram?
Not really, we get assclowns parking like that here too. Usually they are either driving "cars" which require two spaces (simply down to the crappy durning circle), or they are assholes!
Score!!
