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Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Michaelmike5556
(Post 5425201)
ya and i would say your old enough:thumbup: to have long forget sex . Seems to me your just some pissed off old man . maybe you wont be in suck a shitty mood all the time if your dust your balls off and have another run at it .
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Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Rushman
(Post 5425202)
Im way to tense for a massage, it would be like trying to massage marble.
Im in a hurry, knickers off..legs open... large portion.... whallop!! Cheers love see ya when I get back from the pub....oh and I changed my mind...I will go with you to your mothers on sunday. If you're tense, the more reason for a massage. Those muscles will loosen up nicely as you squirm around... |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Rushman
(Post 5425202)
Im in a hurry, knickers off..legs open... large portion.... whallop!! Cheers love see ya when I get back from the pub....oh and I changed my mind...I will go with you to your mothers on sunday.
Speaking of massages, I was getting the barnet chopped the other day by some naughty 40 (with 4 kids) and after chatting me up for an hour (asking me to this bar and that bar), she started giving me a shoulder and back massage in the bloody chair. I didn't really know what to do. Has anybody else experienced this at the hairdressers in the US? I for one have never had this before. The best bit was she started saying how tense I was in the shoulders and how I needed a full massage. My response................"yeh I was working out last night" :D:D All harmless fun of course and I did tell the missus....before you ask! |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by dukeynorton
(Post 5425226)
All harmless fun of course and I did tell the missus....before you ask!
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Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Rushman
(Post 5425231)
F'kin liar...you're meeting her after work on Tuesday. :sneaky:
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Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Rushman
(Post 5425073)
Of course, but you can't tell me that most women want it as much as their husbands do.
I do, bollocks with the romance shite, a good shag and I'm happy...;) |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by dukeynorton
(Post 5425226)
Classic..........large portions.............plenty of! :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Speaking of massages, I was getting the barnet chopped the other day by some naughty 40 (with 4 kids) and after chatting me up for an hour (asking me to this bar and that bar), she started giving me a shoulder and back massage in the bloody chair. I didn't really know what to do. Has anybody else experienced this at the hairdressers in the US? I for one have never had this before. The best bit was she started saying how tense I was in the shoulders and how I needed a full massage. My response................"yeh I was working out last night" :D:D All harmless fun of course and I did tell the missus....before you ask! See, accents will get you massages... |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Tracym
(Post 5425236)
PMSL it must be loooooove :wub::wub::wub:
See, accents will get you massages... |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by dukeynorton
(Post 5425240)
Oh yeh, should have asked for one at Starbucks today then!
But it would be an interesting scientific experiment... ask a bunch of women and compare the slap to massage ratio. I'm sure your wife will understand, as it's all in the name of research... |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by dukeynorton
(Post 5425226)
Classic..........large portions.............plenty of! :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Speaking of massages, I was getting the barnet chopped the other day by some naughty 40 (with 4 kids) and after chatting me up for an hour (asking me to this bar and that bar), she started giving me a shoulder and back massage in the bloody chair. I didn't really know what to do. Has anybody else experienced this at the hairdressers in the US? I for one have never had this before. The best bit was she started saying how tense I was in the shoulders and how I needed a full massage. My response................"yeh I was working out last night" :D:D All harmless fun of course and I did tell the missus....before you ask! |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Deb
(Post 5425235)
I do, bollocks with the romance shite, a good shag and I'm happy...;)
How are you pet? :) |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by dukeynorton
(Post 5425233)
Tuesday? Try tonight!
hahahahaha |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Redlippie
(Post 5425254)
This is one of the funniest stories I've read here in a long, long time. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by dukeynorton
(Post 5425266)
Yeh but is it unusual? My shirt was halfway down my back so I'm guessing so?
:thumbsup::thumbsup: |
Re: Romance or a Quickie - for the guys
Originally Posted by Redlippie
(Post 5425270)
You're lucky she didn't drag you to the back for a quickie....:D
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