Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5425090)

Well I have no clue re. most women/husbands.

But myself personally, if we felt like it, we'd do it after hot dogs or a fancy dinner out, etc. The two aren't really related.

Massages (which aren't just romantic btw :D) and jacuzzis and stuff are just fun sometimes. Variety and all...

Now, you want her in the mood, let me tell ya.... nice sheepskin rug is less than $100 at Sams (or Costco)... nice bottle of massage oil, warmed in a glass of warm water... fireside massage... should put most women in the mood right quick!

Originally Posted by Michaelmike5556 (Post 5425128)

I'll be honest i like that stuff . If you hold off from having sex right away and kinda let it build up i find its much more enjoyable . if that makes me a wimp i guess I'm a wimp but you cant say I'm lazy ;)

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5425139)

If I massaged her and then rolled her about on a sheepskin rug all the wool fibres would come off and stick to the massage oil on her and she'd end up looking like a 5 foot Tampon.....no thanks.

Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5425157)

No it doesn't, trust me. :D

Before switching to the second side wipe the extra oil off with a nice towel warmed by the fireside.

btw these rugs have the lovely 5-inch long soft stuff, not wooly - and they're quite firmly attached, mine has never shed at all.

You don't know what you're missing... of course, you should be entitled to a return massage of course.

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5425170)

Im not impressed, Ive not heard a single mention of a cold beer in this yet.

Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5425177)

You're supposed to be impressed by the nice mood she'll be in after nice sensual massage... it works...

Set the cold beer on the other side of the woman - away from the fire.

Tho personally I'd prefer Chambord. (It just goes well with fireplaces to me, beer's fine otherwise)

Originally Posted by Redlippie (Post 5425180)

A shag rug for a shag?

Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5425189)

A perfect match.

Of course, there is the part where you have to explain why the rug has oil on it to the cleaners...

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5425184)

Nope cant be doing with all that sodding about and getting all greasy just for a shag. I'd rather bribe her with a dress.

Originally Posted by Redlippie (Post 5425193)

Fluck the cleaners. None of their biz ;)

Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5425196)

lol your choice. I see my attempt to turn you into a romantic has failed. The theory was that you were supposed also to enjoy it (lol especially when you got your massage).

I'll buy my own dresses lol, much prefer the massages.

Originally Posted by Michaelmike5556 (Post 5425201)

ya and i would say your old enough:thumbup: to have long forget sex . Seems to me your just some pissed off old man . maybe you wont be in suck a shitty mood all the time if your dust your balls off and have another run at it .