Just found this on BBC news thought it might give you guys a laugh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7869301.stm

ROFLMAO

I had tears in my eyes laughing at this. Especially this bit ..

Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday



I noted they said where everything else was hidden on his body apart from the aubergine, so imagine where he'd stuffed it
Then I pictured what he must have looked like coming through customs with two bulging calves and the mother of all hard ons

Thanks that paints quite the picture

Oh, that is funny.

I mean, import restrictions are a serious matter, but still, it's funny. And yes, Flee, the aubergine! That's worthy of Terry Pratchett.

Bev

It had to be a joKe. It can't be serious. If you're all laughing, imagine the riot that must have gone on in customs.

Hey Flea, do you think you should ask your DH if one of his mob are missing? Maybe he should do a head count at work today.

Reminiscent of Ern's 'short fat hairy legs'

Aussie's are obsessed with border control. Like the Americans. In fact, they're worse I think. A lot of the things one normally levels at the Americans can be applied very effectively to Australians I find.