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Elaine B. Feb 3rd 2009 11:43 pm

Pigeon Smuggling
 
Just found this on BBC news thought it might give you guys a laugh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7869301.stm

Fleaflyfloflum Feb 4th 2009 12:53 am

Re: Pigeon Smuggling
 

Originally Posted by Elaine B. (Post 7247309)
Just found this on BBC news thought it might give you guys a laugh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7869301.stm

ROFLMAO :rofl::rofl:

I had tears in my eyes laughing at this. Especially this bit ..

Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday

:lol:

I noted they said where everything else was hidden on his body apart from the aubergine, so imagine where he'd stuffed it :eek:
Then I pictured what he must have looked like coming through customs with two bulging calves and the mother of all hard ons :rofl::rofl:

Elaine B. Feb 4th 2009 12:55 am

Re: Pigeon Smuggling
 

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum (Post 7247537)
ROFLMAO :rofl::rofl:

I had tears in my eyes laughing at this. Especially this bit ..

Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday

:lol:

I noted they said where everything else was hidden on his body apart from the aubergine, so imagine where he'd stuffed it :eek:
Then I pictured what he must have looked like coming thrugh customs with two bulging calves and hte mother of all hard ons :rofl::rofl:

Thanks that paints quite the picture:rofl::rofl:

Bevm Feb 4th 2009 10:18 am

Re: Pigeon Smuggling
 

Originally Posted by Elaine B. (Post 7247309)
Just found this on BBC news thought it might give you guys a laugh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7869301.stm

Oh, that is funny. :lol:

I mean, import restrictions are a serious matter, but still, it's funny. And yes, Flee, the aubergine! That's worthy of Terry Pratchett.

Bev :)

cricket1again Feb 4th 2009 10:23 am

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It had to be a joKe. It can't be serious. If you're all laughing, imagine the riot that must have gone on in customs.

cricket1again Feb 4th 2009 10:25 am

Re: Pigeon Smuggling
 

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum (Post 7247537)
ROFLMAO :rofl::rofl:

I had tears in my eyes laughing at this. Especially this bit ..

Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday

:lol:

I noted they said where everything else was hidden on his body apart from the aubergine, so imagine where he'd stuffed it :eek:
Then I pictured what he must have looked like coming through customs with two bulging calves and the mother of all hard ons :rofl::rofl:


Hey Flea, do you think you should ask your DH if one of his mob are missing? Maybe he should do a head count at work today.

Sally Redux Feb 4th 2009 10:27 am

Re: Pigeon Smuggling
 
Reminiscent of Ern's 'short fat hairy legs' :lol:

camponotus Feb 5th 2009 11:17 am

Re: Pigeon Smuggling
 
Aussie's are obsessed with border control. Like the Americans. In fact, they're worse I think. A lot of the things one normally levels at the Americans can be applied very effectively to Australians I find.


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