mrken30

the "third side" is the foot of the bed

SultanOfSwing

Just about everything connected to advertising is a giant bag of peeve.

At least your upside down text shows a level of creativity hitherto unknown in the world of ads.

Just be glad you are able to get him into said bed. Our daughter has to be conned by being allowed to fall asleep in our bed, then get moved. Little shit has a tendency to wake up right as I want to go to bed myself, so I end up stuck in the living room.

I'm this close to farting on all her pillows.

mrken30

You could rename the living room to the sleeping room.

My 3 yo , at 7 PM last night said "dad , sleep time" and by 7:15 he was asleep in his own bed. Then he came in around midnight.

SultanOfSwing

Hyperbole aside, this method has about a 95% success rate. Provided I time moving her into her room correctly, she'll stay in there till morning.

mrken30

I think kids should come with a Government health warning.
"Kids will seriously damage your sleep"

sir_eccles

Young Sir has been pushing his bed time later and later, stalling to getting a drink of water etc. Then over the Thanksgiving break we were visiting cousins and we were up late being adults and not getting to our hotel until 11. Ten hour drive yesterday and he was hyper by the time we got home. I just wanted to go to bed. Thankfully he slept in a bit this morning. Getting him back into a more sensible routine will be this week's challenge.

SultanOfSwing

Want to stop teen pregnancies? Give the ****ers a baby each to look after for a month once they turn thirteen. One week of that shit and they'll all be reaching for the birth control before you can say "maybe I'll just have a wank instead" ...

zzrmark

The abbreviated version is more apt

Anian

I'm going 55mph. You think you can go from 0 to 55mph uphill in the five seconds it takes me to reach you? There's no one behind me, just wait until I have passed. Either you are thick as hell or a real dick.

SultanOfSwing

Arseholes like this drive me nuts (unintentional pun). I am amazed at how lacking in self-awareness some people are.

moneypenny20

Got on to the slip road for the motorway this morning, put my foot down, noticed a crappy van had parked up and just as I reached it, doing about 80, he just pulled out in front of me and joined the motorway doing 60kmh, no lights, no nothing. Meanwhile I've slammed on the anchors and so has everyone behind me. ****wits the lot of them.

Nutek

Yes.

/Smug mode.

Pulaski

Your half-car is surprisingly fast.

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I could too

/copycat mode

Nutek

How is your rental treating you?

SultanOfSwing

That's the kind of twat who'd notice a 50 car pile up in his mirror and think to himself "I wonder what caused that?"