Maybe it's just over-spray and not hand-washing at all.

No. No. No. I didn't read that.

When people run out of things to say in a conversation and instead of just stopping, they do that annoying, fake, slightly hyena-esk laugh.

The paleo-diet and people who won't stop bloody talking about it

Also the fact I am missing all of the keys on the right side of my lap top so everything takes forever to type

I'd like to know where they're getting all that woolly mammoth meat from in the first place ...

err, Have you had a stroke? A few drinks perhaps?

No. I have a 2 year old who took a break from alternately screaming for no discernible reason and needing to be cuddled to pull the keys off while I was getting her a drink.

A few drinks seems like a good solution though

Work in progress.

Scientists Successfully Insert Woolly Mammoth DNA Into Elephant Genome | IFLScience

Aurochs!

Someone is trying to recreate this extinct, wild, and ornery cattle.

Same to you!

Cool.

Now maybe the exponents of any diet fad can insert a woolly mammoth tusk into their anal sphincter ...

When you said missing the keys, I thought you meant you were missing them, not that they were missing! So have you counted them - do you know how many are now inside baby chog?

I have all of them in a sad little baggie. She's mostly past sticking things in her mouth. This was just pure wanton pleasure in destruction.

Oh, don't be like that, look at it as an engineer in the making - deconstructing things to see how they work

People who have to politicize everything, all the time. From both sides. You get the right telling you how you should live and the left telling you how you shouldn't. All the ****ing time. I'll make up my own bloody mind, thanks all the same.

More of an arsebook thing, that but it still arses me off nonetheless.