Bink

Hi, my name's Bink and I am a rootbeeraholic.

Yorkieabroad

Black pudding - good. Very good.

Offal - bad. Very Bad.

Pulaski

It's all protein from the same animals that steak, pork, and drumsticks come from.

Anian

Root beer tastes like hospitals smell. I love it!

Nutek

No. When an animal is killed for food, you peel it, then you cut it in half. The big steaming pile o crap that drops out?... Yeah you toss that away. Or use it to strain root beer.

Nutek

We need to set up some sort of help for you guys.

SultanOfSwing

It's not all bad. Steak and kidney pie is good. Liver and onions is good.

Same with pâté, or liverwurst. Mmmmmmm.

Nutek

The steak and onions would be better without the other bits.

Besides, it's not often i get a chance to show off my in-depth butchery knowledge.

Bink

There is no help for me - my wife assures me of this all the time.

SultanOfSwing

Well, this is true.

Pulaski

Well Master Butcher Nutek, I've got news for you, the kidneys don't fall out, they are well encased in connective tissue and firmly secured to the dorsal wall of the body cavity, close to the spine.

The liver is fairly well connected by it's plumbing too, though the lobes flop around a bit. Granted, the intestines that drop out aren't up to much. I tried chitterlings once, and they were quite disappointing, and tripe is repulsive, but suet has some exciting possibilities!

Nutek

Sounds much tastier when you put it like that.

Bob

Root beer is awesome.

What isn't awesome is the cheap bottled crap in the fizzy drinks aisles or out of fast food dispensers.

Bit like ginger beer or burdock...or any other root brewed weirdness.

Pulaski

It's hard to imagine how a kidney could be made to sound more tasty.

Nutek