Nutek

And THAT would be the person i'm stuck behind.

AmerLisa

cindyabs

He doesn't know, but there is a flashing sign outside the store that announces when he's inside and it's open season on any form of impediments or other delay tactics.

Nutek

Mrs N. tells me that they do it on purpose just to annoy me.

SultanOfSwing

People who wish you a "Happy <insert day of the week>" and people who call Wednesday 'hump day'.

Nutek

Pooh: Happy "Winds-day", Piglet.

SultanOfSwing

That's missing part of the exchange:

Piglet: F*** off, fatty.

Nutek

SultanOfSwing

Nutek

At least you have almost made it past hump day.

SultanOfSwing

Oh DFO with that

Nutek

Bink

Right! WTF is with that?! It's just an insult to remind us that we're only halfway through the week.

Happy Friday or TGIF posts are particularly bothersome to me at the moment as no day is off limits at the moment (particularly bad period for me) so it's just a reminder that everyone else is enjoying their weekend whilst I'm working 12+ hours, 7 days a week!

SultanOfSwing

Yeah, and by extension, just one day closer to the start of the next week.

Randomly assigned significance to arbitrarily assigned temporal markers really does awaken my inner dickhead.

Exactly. Plus they're completely pointless most of the time as they come on Friday morning anyway so while it is, in fact, Friday, you still have eight hours of work to do so STFU and get on with it

Pulaski

I have been known to leave the office on a Friday evening with a cheery "See you in 65 hours!".