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Nutek Mar 7th 2013 6:46 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10590459)
Ah, a litter box in each room of the house?

Rolled up newspaper.

zargof Mar 7th 2013 6:48 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10590461)
Rolled up newspaper.

Does she rub your nose in it?

Nutek Mar 7th 2013 6:53 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 10590465)
Does she rub your nose in it?

No... it makes the ink smudge.

Mr Weeze Mar 7th 2013 7:09 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 10590465)
Does she rub your nose in it?

Kinky.

Welshgator Mar 7th 2013 8:59 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10590259)
Pretty much the same as pissing into a hole in the ground,

I remember flying into Japan and was driven straight to the factory I was visiting. I had to take a leak and they pointed me to the bathroom. Behind the door was the hole in the ground, my wallet almost dropped in the hole when it fell out of my pocket. I told the resident English guy about my experience and he said " you should have used the next bloody door down , that's got the western style toilet."

Welshgator Mar 7th 2013 9:01 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 10590465)
Does she rub your nose in it?

Once you reach that stage, she'll be getting you 'fixed' next...:lol:

paranoidandroid Mar 7th 2013 9:21 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Welshgator (Post 10590784)
I remember flying into Japan and was driven straight to the factory I was visiting. I had to take a leak and they pointed me to the bathroom. Behind the door was the hole in the ground, my wallet almost dropped in the hole when it fell out of my pocket. I told the resident English guy about my experience and he said " you should have used the next bloody door down , that's got the western style toilet."

If you'd been able to read Japanese, it probably said "hole in the ground" on one door, and "Poncy Executive Bog" on the other. ;)

Nutek Mar 7th 2013 9:34 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Welshgator (Post 10590785)
Once you reach that stage, she'll be getting you 'fixed' next...:lol:

Hey... Lets not give ideas. :D

Bob Mar 7th 2013 11:22 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 10588161)
He was very lucky. I knew someone who hit a stag...it went head first through the windshield and one of the antlers went straight through his heart. Quite a number of people around here come off worse when they hit a deer.

Got a fair chance against a deer though.

A moose, well that's going to right you off if you're lucky...and you're lucky if it's only 500 pounder :D

Saying that, FIL's pick up wasn't written off a few years ago, but then at the time it was 2 weeks old. A month after he got it back and a moose hit the other side, then they wrote it off :lol:

Bob Mar 7th 2013 3:00 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
So we're getting flyers with really awesome sale items for a grocery store. Looks great.

But they haven't opened the stupid new store yet, it's not opening till mid spring...so they can bugger off with this teasing.

Arses.

Bob Mar 8th 2013 2:04 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Weather hotlines.

The missus has one for work, to say if they're going to open late or close.

No point to it though because they don't update the thing until it's to late. What's the point in finding out they're allowing a late opening when you've spent the best part of an hour and a half clearing the snow to clear the drive to get out.

End up being way late anyway because there are so many stuck/crashed cars along the way because the roads are so filty.

Bonus for not being able to get into the work car park because the plough guy never showed up.

Speaking of, I love how the plough guy that cleared the neighbours drive way just pushed their roadside snow bank in front of our drive way. Because I love to shovel out an extra ton of snow.

These people, right now, are on par with people who rape babies in their eye sockets.

paranoidandroid Mar 8th 2013 2:12 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 10592028)
These people, right now, are on par with people who rape babies in their eye sockets.

You watch way too many sick horror movies...

jeffreyhy Mar 8th 2013 3:55 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Why not? It's very liberating ...

Regards, JEff



Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10590838)
Hey... Lets not give ideas. :D

Originally Posted by Welshgator (Post 10590785)
Once you reach that stage, she'll be getting you 'fixed' next...:lol:



zargof Mar 8th 2013 3:56 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by jeffreyhy (Post 10592285)
Why not? It's very liberating ...

Regards, JEff

So you've stopped humping the furniture then?

jeffreyhy Mar 8th 2013 3:59 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
I trust that you shoveled it right back where it came from?

Regards, JEff



Originally Posted by Bob (Post 10592028)
Speaking of, I love how the plough guy that cleared the neighbours drive way just pushed their roadside snow bank in front of our drive way. Because I love to shovel out an extra ton of snow.



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