Parking
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:05 am
#1
Thread Starter
Militant Ginger
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,311
From: Wrong Side of the Hudson River
Parking
Woke up to this... What made is worse was a car-length and a half of empty road he could have pulled forward into.
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:10 am
#2
Not living a 9 to 5 life
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 11,061
From: North Carolina
Re: Parking
So what are you going to do?
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:11 am
#3
Last orders please...
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 6,154
From: Way down deep in the middle of the Jungle..
Re: Parking
hey Roland don't forget your driving a tank..
show the neighbour what the old girl is made of...
show the neighbour what the old girl is made of...
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:13 am
#5
Thread Starter
Militant Ginger
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,311
From: Wrong Side of the Hudson River
Re: Parking
It doesn't help that the HOS (heap of something) is uninsured, uninspected and owned by an illegal immigrant who works nights. I can't seem to find him to ask him to move his pile of crap.
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:16 am
#6
Riding on silver wings
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 10,543
Re: Parking
Based on that parking job I think your neighbor came in from a night of too much drinking. Look at it. He's more than a foot away from the curb, practically out in the street. You can't find him because his head is between two pillows suffering from a nasty hangover.
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:26 am
#7
Last orders please...
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 6,154
From: Way down deep in the middle of the Jungle..
thats the way to do it...
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:28 am
#8
Riding on silver wings
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 10,543
Re: Parking
You know I'd love to stick a wad of a whole pack of chewed Bubble Yum underneath the door handle for kicks. You know, the really sticky kind.
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:36 am
#9
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 68,280
Re: Parking
Even better ...weld the door shut ...
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:38 am
#10
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 5,206
From: HMP Strangeways
Re: Parking
Put some half a dozen sugar cubes in his petrol filler tube
Jan 6th 2008 | 5:40 am
#11
Just Joined
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 19
Re: Parking
Find some dogs mess, n put that under the door handle.
Jan 6th 2008 | 6:25 am
#12
Thread Starter
Militant Ginger
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,311
From: Wrong Side of the Hudson River
Re: Parking
Dread to think what he got up to last night!
Jan 6th 2008 | 6:39 am
#13
Boomshacalaca!!
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 5,065
From: South of the North Pole.......Colorado
Re: Parking
Objects needed:
1. Pen
2. Paper.
3. Super Glue (optional if you really want to make a lasting impression):
Grab paper and lay on flat surface. Remove lid from pen and follow the next step carefully
Write out the following:
" Its a good thing you don't f#ck like you park,
otherwise you will never get it in "
Now go outside with glue and stick paper on windshield. Optional effect, fold in half and place under windshield wiper.
Last edited by Tarkak9; Jan 6th 2008 at 6:42 am.
Jan 6th 2008 | 8:44 am
#15
Not here much
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,452
From: Highland Park, NJ
Re: Parking
Fortunately, with the help of the wife, I managed to squeeze through the gap between the two cars.
It doesn't help that the HOS (heap of something) is uninsured, uninspected and owned by an illegal immigrant who works nights. I can't seem to find him to ask him to move his pile of crap.
It doesn't help that the HOS (heap of something) is uninsured, uninspected and owned by an illegal immigrant who works nights. I can't seem to find him to ask him to move his pile of crap.
