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Woke up to this... What made is worse was a car-length and a half of empty road he could have pulled forward into.

http://bp3.blogger.com/_sBLxX3sph8M/...ad+parking.jpg

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So what are you going to do?

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hey Roland don't forget your driving a tank..

show the neighbour what the old girl is made of...:sneaky:

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Reverse ..full throttle ..no problem ...

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Fortunately, with the help of the wife, I managed to squeeze through the gap between the two cars.

It doesn't help that the HOS (heap of something) is uninsured, uninspected and owned by an illegal immigrant who works nights. I can't seem to find him to ask him to move his pile of crap.

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Based on that parking job I think your neighbor came in from a night of too much drinking. Look at it. He's more than a foot away from the curb, practically out in the street. You can't find him because his head is between two pillows suffering from a nasty hangover.

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:thumbsup: thats the way to do it...

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You know I'd love to stick a wad of a whole pack of chewed Bubble Yum underneath the door handle for kicks. You know, the really sticky kind.:devil_smile:

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Even better ...weld the door shut ...

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Put some half a dozen sugar cubes in his petrol filler tube :sneaky:

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Find some dogs mess, n put that under the door handle.

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He! The scary thing is, one of his rear tyres is flat and he's flayed it to peices driving on the rims.

Dread to think what he got up to last night!

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Simple solution for you...

Objects needed:
1. Pen
2. Paper.
3. Super Glue (optional if you really want to make a lasting impression):


Grab paper and lay on flat surface. Remove lid from pen and follow the next step carefully
Write out the following:

" Its a good thing you don't f#ck like you park,
otherwise you will never get it in "

Now go outside with glue and stick paper on windshield. Optional effect, fold in half and place under windshield wiper.

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Ah, but thats hard to do when you are shitefaced....looks like he just bowled in from the pub, dumped it and went in!

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Round here if it was uninspected it would have been reported and most likely towed. Did you consider reporting it to the police as an abandoned vehicle?

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The owner would love either option..

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He is violating the law by blocking your driveway. For that reason alone, you should be able to have the police tow the car.

Or you could just use the turret on your panzer to blow him away. Fire when ready.

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just get a scouser to come and nick his wheels... and his tv... and his wallet...

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:zzz::zzz:

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Ahh that is so funny to watch.

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Roland needs to get ginger on his funky ass!!! :thumbsup:

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That thought crossed my mind a few years ago after a bad break up, childish I know but still wish Id done it lol

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And my kid is at uni amongst you lot - oh dear :lol:

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Best double check your car door handles then when he visits!:lol:

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BULLSHIT!!! Wheres the snow?????

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Visits?!?? He don't call, he don't write............etc :)

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or get some chalk draw a line and put day and times :) lightweight revenge i know; but, you'd be amazed how fast it works sometimes...

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and they let a scouse in to the US?!?!?! OMG.. we arent safe anywhere!!!

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bit of hassle...superglue to the lock is quicker :D

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Why not just knock on the neighbours door and ask him to move his car and be more careful next time?

Neighbours can be a real pain in the arse if you fall out with them..

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He speaks no English. I speak no Spanish.

It's really highly amusing.:unsure:

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When you see him tell him "el movo tu f***ing caro bitchaha!"

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If I didn't have any kind of relationship with him, I would just call the police and say "I dunno, it looks like it's been abandoned, I mean, who would park their car like that"?

/me seems to think the Septics are allergic to parallel parking...

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Your fingers are very useful in those cases, if you point at the car and your driveway he'll understand (unless he is still drunk from the night before! :lol:)..

Alternatively you could say "puedes mover tu carro por favor?"

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I vote for supergluing the locks - all of them...

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That's AFTER he moves the car, right?;)

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nah...THEN call the police....

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Call the cops? Geez, some of y'all have been in this country too long.....

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Well once you are out of your driveway you could always park on his since he doesnt use it.

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I'd be really really peeded off. Thats, near the top of my pet hates. UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Reg. Frank R.