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Re: Paddys Day
:D Courtesy of "weeklyworldnews.com: ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY†Posted on Thursday, March 17th, 2011 By Ed Anger http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-ab3gTb8xb3dLg.gif I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants about Americans celebrating St. Patrick’s Day! I still hate the Irish! Why do we let these red-headed, ruddy-faced, potato-eating Paddy-lovers take over our city streets every March 17th?! These Blarney-tards get wasted, wear plaid skirts with no underwear and swing shillelaghs every other day of the year – why do they need another day to hop around in bowler hats. And they don’t need a parade to direct them to the nearest bar. They can find a pub on their own – it’s usually where they live. Everybody knows the Irish are some of the dumbest people on earth – they don’t even know you can use your arms when you dance! They think staring at a four-leafed shamrock is a better way to get money then actually having a job. The Irish are so lazy even Mexicans won’t pick them up for day labor. Even Mayor Bloomberg hates St. Patrick’s Day. He recently said St. Patrick’s Day honors Irish-Americans who like to get “totally inebriated and hang out the window waving little Irish flags.†Hizzoner is right! And he’s short enough to be Irish! Yeah, yeah… they’re good storytellers, but that’s because they lie about everything. That’s why they have so many freckles. Every time they lie they get a new one. The Irish believe in leprechauns and pots of gold and fairies. Should we really be encouraging these people to drink? Bono is so drunk, he never even remembers to take off his sunglasses. Stack him on top of Colin Farrell and they’re still a foot shorter than the average American. Oh Danny Boy, please save me from hearing an Irishman sing on St. Patrick’s Day! The Pipes are calling you… back to Ireland. Leave my American ears alone, kiss MY Blarney stone! So folks, boycott St. Patrick’s Day! Don’t wear green. Don’t say “kiss me, I’m Irish†even though you’re a Puerto-Rican-Jew. Don’t let them pour green dye into your beer. And don’t stand anywhere near an Irishman unless you like urine and vomit! Erin Go Away! End St. Patrick’s Day! |
Re: Paddys Day
"wear plaid skirts with no underwear"?
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Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by Sally Redux
(Post 9956375)
"wear plaid skirts with no underwear"?
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Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by kimilseung
(Post 9955532)
So when do we start the annual complaints thread regarding plastic paddies?........Anyone doing anything, or avoiding doing anything?
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Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer
(Post 9956264)
It's fantastic that it's on a Saturday this year - no f**kwits at work, asking me why I'm not dressed in green and presuming that, as Ireland is near England, I'll be celebrating. I don't have to go anywhere :).
On the downside, we can't even go out to a restaurant, because they'll all be green-themed and I'm likely to, at best, get rather pissed off. On a personal note.. yeah, I feel the same as you, anoying bunch of tosspots. |
Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
(Post 9956441)
Do you think that we should nominate Sultan to represent St Paddy on here? He likely wants the opportunity to dress in green and wave the tri-colour, while he does a little jig and plays the fiddle. Who knows, he may even use a leprachaun as his avatar all weekend, just to celebrate it.
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Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer
(Post 9956445)
Well, he is Irish, isn't he? :nod:
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Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer
(Post 9956371)
:D Courtesy of "weeklyworldnews.com: ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY†Posted on Thursday, March 17th, 2011 By Ed Anger http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-ab3gTb8xb3dLg.gif I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants about Americans celebrating St. Patrick’s Day! I still hate the Irish! Why do we let these red-headed, ruddy-faced, potato-eating Paddy-lovers take over our city streets every March 17th?! These Blarney-tards get wasted, wear plaid skirts with no underwear and swing shillelaghs every other day of the year – why do they need another day to hop around in bowler hats. And they don’t need a parade to direct them to the nearest bar. They can find a pub on their own – it’s usually where they live. Everybody knows the Irish are some of the dumbest people on earth – they don’t even know you can use your arms when you dance! They think staring at a four-leafed shamrock is a better way to get money then actually having a job. The Irish are so lazy even Mexicans won’t pick them up for day labor. Even Mayor Bloomberg hates St. Patrick’s Day. He recently said St. Patrick’s Day honors Irish-Americans who like to get “totally inebriated and hang out the window waving little Irish flags.†Hizzoner is right! And he’s short enough to be Irish! Yeah, yeah… they’re good storytellers, but that’s because they lie about everything. That’s why they have so many freckles. Every time they lie they get a new one. The Irish believe in leprechauns and pots of gold and fairies. Should we really be encouraging these people to drink? Bono is so drunk, he never even remembers to take off his sunglasses. Stack him on top of Colin Farrell and they’re still a foot shorter than the average American. Oh Danny Boy, please save me from hearing an Irishman sing on St. Patrick’s Day! The Pipes are calling you… back to Ireland. Leave my American ears alone, kiss MY Blarney stone! So folks, boycott St. Patrick’s Day! Don’t wear green. Don’t say “kiss me, I’m Irish†even though you’re a Puerto-Rican-Jew. Don’t let them pour green dye into your beer. And don’t stand anywhere near an Irishman unless you like urine and vomit! Erin Go Away! End St. Patrick’s Day! |
Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
(Post 9956441)
Do you think that we should nominate Sultan to represent St Paddy on here? He likely wants the opportunity to dress in green and wave the tri-colour, while he does a little jig and plays the fiddle. Who knows, he may even use a leprachaun as his avatar all weekend, just to celebrate it.
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Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by kimilseung
(Post 9956529)
He may be doing all those things, didn't he say his band was making a bumper harvest this weekend because its St Paddys? He'll change his nationality for a few bob, the sell out.
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Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by kimilseung
(Post 9955532)
So when do we start the annual complaints thread regarding plastic paddies?
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Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
(Post 9956550)
You mean he'll change his Irish nationality to something else? :unsure: Surely not.
The local Delorean car owners club is taking part in the parade on Saturday, so NI must be Ireland. |
Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by kimilseung
(Post 9956583)
haha
The local Delorean car owners club is taking part in the parade on Sunday, so NI must be Ireland. http://delorean.com/2011/10/electric-delorean/ |
Re: Paddys Day
http://blog.beliefnet.com/freshlivin...irish-yoga.jpg
It is reckoned that there are about 36M yanks of Irish decent... apprx 6 times the population of Ireland. |
Re: Paddys Day
Originally Posted by Tarkak9
(Post 9956596)
http://blog.beliefnet.com/freshlivin...irish-yoga.jpg
It is reckoned that there are about 36M yanks of Irish decent... apprx 6 times the population of Ireland. |
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