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Tracym Dec 2nd 2007 6:24 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by Rete (Post 5624888)
Mine does. His tussy would win the blue ribbon in any country fair ... round, full and firm and wrinkle free.

Well strip him off, snap a nice pic, and we'll see if we all agree :D

Redlippie Dec 2nd 2007 7:32 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by anabella (Post 5624694)
I hope someone will do it, I'm up for contributing again.. I can't offer to take up the task, in this area kids are spoiled rotten, no children in need to be seen..

I usually do the Toys for Tots thing that the USPS does around the country every year - they give it to kids in need.


Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5624763)
Get yer arse out then and put your money where your bum is. The women can vote on who has the best butt. You go commando first and I will match it mate! :) A challenge to all a y'all. Bums out for the lassies. Sempa ****** fi :)

They're all chicken, when an old wrinklie who lives in Florida (cough cough) had the guts to do it....:rofl:

Rete Dec 2nd 2007 7:49 am

Re: My Long Johns
 
If we do it, want to wager who will be first to report it for being against forum rules?

Tracym Dec 2nd 2007 7:58 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by Rete (Post 5625162)
If we do it, want to wager who will be first to report it for being against forum rules?

lol have to have an appointed hour - so we can all see them and vote before the mods get there and delete them.

Oh wait.... Rete...... :D

Oh just give them each a strategically located smiley, it'll all be good!

britex01 Dec 2nd 2007 8:40 am

Re: My Long Johns
 
You want a calendar of BE bums? Okay, I might just be the guy to help format it - subject to me not printing stuff!

Take pics of your bums, upload to me, I will draft and format for approval. Who will be our BE co-ordinator? ... :)

Those who upload (it has to be YOUR bum - no bloody avatar stuff) be kind to me! ... :lol:....Believe me, I could photo manipulate your bum to embarrassment beyond belief!!

Trust me! ...:frown:

PS: rather than a calendar, why not a competition - shown on a forum set aside for this rather delicate subject of bum exposure? Hummm... Is it Rule 2 that forbids this? Damn! Just a thought.


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Tracym Dec 2nd 2007 8:50 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by britex01 (Post 5625360)
You want a calendar of BE bums? Okay, I might just be the guy to help format it - subject to me not printing stuff!

Take pics of your bums, upload to me, I will draft and format for approval. Who will be our BE co-ordinator? ... :)

Those who upload (it has to be YOUR bum - no bloody avatar stuff) be kind to me! ... :lol:....Believe me, I could photo manipulate your bum to embarrassment beyond belief!!

Trust me! ...:frown:

PS: rather than a calendar, why not a competition - shown on a forum set aside for this rather delicate subject of bum exposure? Hummm... Is it Rule 2 that forbids this? Damn! Just a thought.


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I think we were in competition mode :D

Hmmm ah yes... photo editing.... very tempting....

britex01 Dec 2nd 2007 9:16 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5625418)
I think we were in competition mode :D

Oh bugger, for some reason I thought Silly Sod had suggested a calendar! Not merely online competition.

Oh well, sorted then. On with the thread ... :D...

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Tracym Dec 2nd 2007 9:44 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by britex01 (Post 5625524)
Oh bugger, for some reason I thought Silly Sod had suggested a calendar! Not merely online competition.

Oh well, sorted then. On with the thread ... :D...

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Well he started with a calendar.

I think the females want a competition.

Are you gonna participate? :p

britex01 Dec 2nd 2007 9:55 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5625633)
Well he started with a calendar.

I think the females want a competition.

Are you gonna participate? :p

Yup.... I'm said to have a smart arse! (Hummm... wonder if folk were referring to the missus?)

:D


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Redlippie Dec 2nd 2007 10:01 am

Re: My Long Johns
 
'We're going to need considerably bigger buns'.......

Silly Sod Dec 2nd 2007 10:19 am

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My arse!!! Whose next? lol

Silly Sod Dec 2nd 2007 10:20 am

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Me nobs gonna cost ya lol

britex01 Dec 2nd 2007 10:23 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5625755)
My arse!!! Whose next? lol

Cheeky bugger! ... :frown:

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anabella Dec 2nd 2007 10:24 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5625755)
My arse!!! Whose next? lol

Are you on the booze again?

britex01 Dec 2nd 2007 10:26 am

Re: My Long Johns
 

Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5625761)
Me nobs gonna cost ya lol

You sure it ain't dropped off ???... seeing as there's something of a length you should be proud of, laid across the sofa!

:D


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