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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Trailer Park (https://britishexpats.com/forum/trailer-park-96/)
-   -   My Long Johns (https://britishexpats.com/forum/trailer-park-96/my-long-johns-497462/)

anabella Dec 2nd 2007 5:11 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5624740)
Whatever most people think is suitable. perhaps the charity for those poor buggers with arses not as mint as mine? lol
To help them with surgery?

Rushman Dec 2nd 2007 5:11 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5624740)
Whatever most people think is suitable. perhaps the charity for those poor buggers with arses not as mint as mine? lol
That'll be nobody then.

Circus-of-Power Dec 2nd 2007 5:14 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by miss scouse atl (Post 5624385)
:lol::rofl:

I hate hangovers.......Id stay in bed till the dinner is done and then see if you can actually get it down without throwing it back up!
whats a hangover :confused: .....stay drunk .....the best cure they say is to have another drink.....or as they say here "kick the dog that bit ya"

Molly Malone Dec 2nd 2007 5:14 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Rete (Post 5624598)
Just the roasties????????

Sh*t you little twerp. You were suppose to do the entire dinner for the in-laws. Put the Mrs. on here for a minute.
The entire dinner? Yeah right! He can only make Spag Bol, as far as i know- hee hee. We've just had Mum on the phone giving us a tutorial on the roast taters. The turkey's browning nicely, there are three pies dripping down on top of it, and the rolls are rising so high they are splooshing out of the pan. God 'elp us!!! :)

Circus-of-Power Dec 2nd 2007 5:15 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by anabella (Post 5624627)
Last year Thydney collected money to buy some toys for children if memory serves right..
So thats how he afforded the trip to St. Kitts :ohmy:

Silly Sod Dec 2nd 2007 5:18 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Molly Malone (Post 5624747)
The entire dinner? Yeah right! He can only make Spag Bol, as far as i know- hee hee. We've just had Mum on the phone giving us a tutorial on the roast taters. The turkey's browning nicely, there are three pies dripping down on top of it, and the rolls are rising so high they are splooshing out of the pan. God 'elp us!!! :)
I think you know I also do a mean beans on toast woman!!!! :) No bloody chance this dinner is gonna be ready by 2pm though. Which means I will have to pretend to be sober while talking about colesterol to Dr dad for even longer than I had planned lol. (sigh)

Silly Sod Dec 2nd 2007 5:21 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5624744)
That'll be nobody then.
Get yer arse out then and put your money where your bum is. The women can vote on who has the best butt. You go commando first and I will match it mate! :) A challenge to all a y'all. Bums out for the lassies. Sempa ****** fi :)

Silly Sod Dec 2nd 2007 5:27 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Bloody bleedin shite bollox! Half an hour to go and the spuds have been left boiling too long. They are now mashable. Par boiled my arse. The Soddess is putting some more in. Wish us luck folks.

Molly Malone Dec 2nd 2007 5:43 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
eeek! they will be here in 20 minutes - nothing is near done - esp those stupid potatoes ! we just stuck some more on to boil and decided those first can be mash.

also i managed to shatter a glass bowl and platter getting chargers down from the top cupboard. we're still in pjs btw and the house needs sweeping!

Tracym Dec 2nd 2007 5:48 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5624763)
Get yer arse out then and put your money where your bum is. The women can vote on who has the best butt. You go commando first and I will match it mate! :) A challenge to all a y'all. Bums out for the lassies. Sempa ****** fi :)
LMAO I am waiting for THESE pics.... :rofl:

OK guys... who has the guts ... erm... balls... or... good-looking arse... :D

Molly Malone Dec 2nd 2007 5:55 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
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how are these taters?

Silly Sod Dec 2nd 2007 6:02 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5624834)
LMAO I am waiting for THESE pics.... :rofl:

OK guys... who has the guts ... erm... balls... or... good-looking arse... :D
Any takers lads or what? Fluck it, I am already beyond shame. I'll go first when the inlaws have left - don't want them to walk in while I am standing there with me kex down and the missus clicking away. More tea vicar! :)

(PS - don't hold me to this wild drunken boast!)

Rete Dec 2nd 2007 6:06 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Molly Malone (Post 5624747)
The entire dinner? Yeah right! He can only make Spag Bol, as far as i know- hee hee. We've just had Mum on the phone giving us a tutorial on the roast taters. The turkey's browning nicely, there are three pies dripping down on top of it, and the rolls are rising so high they are splooshing out of the pan. God 'elp us!!! :)

He was on here last night going on and on about this roastie tatties and how he was cooking dinner for the in-laws today. I'm relieved to learn that your family won't need a visit to the ER after dessert :rofl:

Rete Dec 2nd 2007 6:08 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Tracym (Post 5624834)
LMAO I am waiting for THESE pics.... :rofl:

OK guys... who has the guts ... erm... balls... or... good-looking arse... :D

Mine does. His tussy would win the blue ribbon in any country fair ... round, full and firm and wrinkle free.

Tracym Dec 2nd 2007 6:24 am
Re: My Long Johns
 
Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5624870)
Any takers lads or what? Fluck it, I am already beyond shame. I'll go first when the inlaws have left - don't want them to walk in while I am standing there with me kex down and the missus clicking away. More tea vicar! :)

(PS - don't hold me to this wild drunken boast!)
Oh absolutely I will!


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