For some reason I have a pic of my long john clad ass on my desk top. I don't remember a thing. Mrs Sod is giggling away. She obviously knows more than she is letting on. I have a pounding headache and my bum is now public domain (which I don't altogether mind as it is better than me kite lol).

I am still pissed and the turkey isn't even started. Oh dear. Going back to bed lol

That'll teach you to suggest a chat session and then get shitfaced.

I hate hangovers.......Id stay in bed till the dinner is done and then see if you can actually get it down without throwing it back up!

Yeah, true, but I have done worse in real life lol. I am sure you have too mate. I suggest a BE arse calender for charity. There must be somone on here who can put it together. Give all us fellas an excuse to get our arses waxed ha ha.

That's not going to work as he is cooking it.

Like shit I am. The ovens doing it and Mrs sod is pretending she has something to do with the process - as john Cleese said in Faulty Towers - 'a womans work is never delegated'

(I'm doing the roasties though )

oooppsss!.....

Just the roasties????????

Sh*t you little twerp. You were suppose to do the entire dinner for the in-laws. Put the Mrs. on here for a minute.

What charity?

Last year Thydney collected money to buy some toys for children if memory serves right.. I wonder if he'll do it again this Xmas..

I think he said he would be too busy to do it this year

I hope someone will do it, I'm up for contributing again.. I can't offer to take up the task, in this area kids are spoiled rotten, no children in need to be seen..

Yeah, Thyd can put me down for another dollar this year too.

Whatever most people think is suitable. perhaps the charity for those poor buggers with arses not as mint as mine? lol