Jaxbar

You will enjoy doing something different this coming weekend...

Well I am going camping and canoeing down a river, I have tried everything to get out of it especially seeing as the group are twenty years younger than me. We seemed to have agreed this on our last tipsy weekend! so any camping tips and ...
What does/should your fortune cookie say?

peterbainham

Well, camping down a river is certainly different. Whether or not you'll enjoy it is another matter. Take some spare pegs, I think you'll need them.

Rushman

I find a case of Bug spray and five cases of beer gets me through these camping concentration camp weekends

Jerseygirl

.....and an alligator hunter. :scared:

Jaxbar

I got box wine dont think there will be gold plated taps in the bathrooms so need to avoid them!!

Jaxbar

And bears apparently oh what fun, the big debate is if they are taking a gun...really inspires confidence

clydegirl

Watch out for the water mocassins

Rushman

A "Box" of wine? As in singular??
That wouldnt even see me through the drive down there FFS. What the hell did you agree to go camping for in the first place? I can think of better ways of spending my weekend that being stranded for two days with people I don't really like, with limited alcohol to numb the dull conversation, no T.V, shops or porn. Camping?? They should call it be it's rightful name...."HELL"!!!!

Jaxbar

I think you may need to explain... or am I better to live in oblivion?

Jerseygirl

OMG bears, you'll have to keep all your food in metal sealed boxes and hang them from trees. You can't even spit out your toothpaste, you have to swallow it 'cos it attracts bears.

I'd stay home and rent a DVD.

Jerseygirl

SNAKES, poisonous water snakes. :scared: :scared: :scared:

Jerseygirl

I didn't realise until recently that there are salty crocs in Florida too, I thought it was just gators. They are really big and really mean crocs.

Jaxbar

One of the people we are going with had a a friend who was mauled by a bear because MEN LOOK AWAY she was on her period

Rushman

As opposed to what? The little ones that say "Goodmorning" and wave politely? FFS

Rushman

What??? She should've used Tampax...then she could've swam, cycled or ran away.....or played tennis with the bear!!