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Jun 9th 2006, 3:08 am

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As opposed to what? The little ones that say "Goodmorning" and wave politely? FFS

Wherever you have been you came back refreshed and well err just like you were before.. and stop rolling your eyes we leave that to the young uns who dont know enough swear words FFS

Jun 9th 2006, 3:09 am

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What??? She should've used Tampax...then she could've swam, cycled or ran away.....or played tennis with the bear!!

PMSL

Jun 9th 2006, 3:09 am

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Wherever you have been you came back refreshed and well err just like you were before.. and stop rolling your eyes we leave that to the young uns who dont know enough swear words FFS

I am still away, I havent come back yet!!

Jun 9th 2006, 3:10 am

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As opposed to what? The little ones that say "Goodmorning" and wave politely? FFS

Seriously in Oz. the salty crocs are the really big agressive crocs. Freshwater crocs. aren't as big or as agressive.

Jun 9th 2006, 3:11 am

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I am still away, I havent come back yet!!

You're not dead are you?

Jun 9th 2006, 3:11 am

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One of the people we are going with had a a friend who was mauled by a bear because MEN LOOK AWAY she was on her period

I like how you did that....as though any man could resist that. LOL.

That's a bit like dogs attacking kids wearing dirty nappies.

Jun 9th 2006, 3:17 am

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I like how you did that....as though any man could resist that. LOL.

That's a bit like dogs attacking kids wearing dirty nappies.

EEEWWW
do bears like chanel no 5 cos I plan to smell of anything but blood shit or food.

Jun 9th 2006, 3:23 am

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EEEWWW
do bears like chanel no 5 cos I plan to smell of anything but blood shit or food.

Dunno, but there seems to be loads of them around this area at the moment.

Jun 9th 2006, 3:27 am

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There was a gator guy on TV the other night, saying that people actually think they can out run a gator or fool them by zig zagging. Said if you're chased by a gator you've had it. :scared:

There's no way in hell you would get me a) camping in Florida or anywhere else for that matter....my hubby says my idea of camping is staying at a Holiday Inn. b) going near a river or pond/lake in Florida.

Jun 9th 2006, 3:31 am

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I went to that Gator park in St Augustine expecting to see some excitement cept all they do is lay around - too bloody lazy to eat ya

The spiders however might be a little more proactive

Jun 9th 2006, 3:58 am

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EEEWWW
do bears like chanel no 5 cos I plan to smell of anything but blood shit or food.

the bugs will love you

best bet, get drunk or bring a bag of drugs

Jun 9th 2006, 4:01 am

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Actually I wouldn't worry too much about the water snakes, 'cos the gators eat them, so there's probably not too many around. Well not as many as there would be if the gators didn't eat them.

Jun 9th 2006, 4:06 am

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Actually I wouldn't worry too much about the water snakes, 'cos the gators eat them, so there's probably not too many around. Well not as many as there would be if the gators didn't eat them.

Well I will sleep better tonight..., never did I think I would be talking to another Yorkshire Lass about snakes, bears and alligators, sometimes like today when its 104 degrees before 9.00 am I wonder how the hell I ended up here. Life is a big adventure .