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Old Jul 5th 2020, 10:08 pm
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Originally Posted by zzrmark
I'd say that some Floridaman had a lucky escape, that would have been quite the butt plug! .....
Looks to me like the plumber had to snake the drain.
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I'd say that some Floridaman had a lucky escape, that would have been quite the butt plug!
It would have been a different sort of ass viper than marketed by Charmin.
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A Florida plumbing issue resolved.
He's not a plumber he's a magician he's got his snake to not cast a shadow on him.
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This makes the coronavirus sound quite benign. Takeaway - swim in the sea, not freshwater. Or, stay home.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53302773
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This makes the coronavirus sound quite benign. Takeaway - swim in the sea, not freshwater. Or, stay home. .....
It's nasty to even think about it .... we get cases in NC too.
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It's nasty to even think about it .... we get cases in NC too.
So long as you can think about it, you probably haven’t got it ...
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Originally Posted by robin1234
This makes the coronavirus sound quite benign. Takeaway - swim in the sea, not freshwater. Or, stay home.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53302773

Marvellous, something else to add to the list of stuff that is trying to stab/shred/eat/poison me in Florida.

Freshwater swimming was bad enough beforehand with the cottonmouths and gators, if you want to swim in the sea round here then you take your chances with necrotizing fasciitis and covidiots, best settle for not getting wet outside of the bathroom.
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Marvellous, something else to add to the list of stuff that is trying to stab/shred/eat/poison me in Florida. ...
You forgot "shoot".

/helpful
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Old Jul 6th 2020, 9:17 pm
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You forgot "shoot".

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Yup, that and death by idiot driver. Some may think it strange but shooting figures fairly low down on my list of likely ways to go in Florida, we do only kill about 2700 people by bullet a year....
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Yup, that and death by idiot driver.....
Are drivers bad down your way?
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Marvellous, something else to add to the list of stuff that is trying to stab/shred/eat/poison me in Florida.

Freshwater swimming was bad enough beforehand with the cottonmouths and gators, if you want to swim in the sea round here then you take your chances with necrotizing fasciitis and covidiots, best settle for not getting wet outside of the bathroom.
On a Florida fishing forum I saw a picture of someone's calf after a stingray got him and it was enough to make you barf. When you're wading, shuffle your feet so they know you're there.
Re: Shoot There were a few guys on there packing a gun in their tackle boxes when fishing at night.
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Marvellous, something else to add to the list of stuff that is trying to stab/shred/eat/poison me in Florida.

Freshwater swimming was bad enough beforehand with the cottonmouths and gators, if you want to swim in the sea round here then you take your chances with necrotizing fasciitis and covidiots, best settle for not getting wet outside of the bathroom.
Are you mad? The BATHROOM? The most dangerous room in the house?
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Can I add this to my list of reasons for not jogging...

https://www.fox13news.com/news/jogge...oad-police-say
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Can I add this to my list of reasons for not jogging...

https://www.fox13news.com/news/jogge...oad-police-say
Yes.

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