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Sally Redux May 10th 2010 4:48 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by AlienUk (Post 8555706)
I have a solution for that too!! Why rest both your elbows in your plate and they can't lift it!!!

Done deal!!

I am on a roll with all the good advice I'm giving out today!!



Just have to work on staying away....

I don't want to get food on my boobs :lol:

Bob May 10th 2010 4:51 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by AlienUk (Post 8555489)
I have cunningly hit upon a signal to the server of my own since the knife and fork signal doesn't seem to work here. I crumple a tissue and put it on my plate when I'm finished. Works like a charm!

I find throwing the plates on the ground much less confusing.

kimilseung May 10th 2010 7:33 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by Titchski (Post 8552460)
I believe that's so we don't engage in a mid-dinner wank tbh.


Originally Posted by AlienUk (Post 8555489)
I have cunningly hit upon a signal to the server of my own since the knife and fork signal doesn't seem to work here. I crumple a tissue and put it on my plate when I'm finished. Works like a charm!

Are these posts related ?
I notice its a tissue and not a napkin.
Finished what exactly?

AlienUk May 10th 2010 7:34 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 8556192)
Are these posts related ?
I notice its a tissue and not a napkin.
Finished what exactly?

...wiping my mouth of course!!!

Trixie_b May 10th 2010 7:37 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 8555699)
Yes but what we need is the signal for 'Please don't snatch the plate from under ny nose."

Razor wire.........

Sally Redux May 10th 2010 10:31 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by Trixie_b (Post 8556204)
Razor wire.........

:lol:

Steerpike May 10th 2010 11:16 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 8555428)
...

Now if you wanna talk about blinds being closed 24/7:blink:...ok i'm leaving!:lol:

So who closes blinds - Brits or Yanks?

My visiting (Brit) family seem paranoid about open blinds; even though my house sits high on a hill, has gorgeous panoramic views and no hope of anyone ever looking inside, they seem to hate me leaving the blinds open at night. We have floor-to-ceiling windows and at night the view is stunning ... So I'm guessing it's the Brits who close blinds ... but not sure what you are getting at :)

MrEmjoy May 10th 2010 12:58 pm

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by Steerpike (Post 8556546)
So who closes blinds - Brits or Yanks?

My visiting (Brit) family seem paranoid about open blinds; even though my house sits high on a hill, has gorgeous panoramic views and no hope of anyone ever looking inside, they seem to hate me leaving the blinds open at night. We have floor-to-ceiling windows and at night the view is stunning ... So I'm guessing it's the Brits who close blinds ... but not sure what you are getting at :)


I think that's more out of habit, and old habits die hard!

Gingerert May 10th 2010 1:58 pm

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by MrEmjoy (Post 8556694)
I think that's more out of habit, and old habits die hard!

I have to confess: I HATE having curtains open at night for all and sundry to get a good nosy at my windows. I am definitely guilty of old habits. :o

I also insist on locked doors at night. My OH thinks I'm bonkers.

Englishtart May 11th 2010 1:21 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by Steerpike (Post 8556546)
So who closes blinds - Brits or Yanks?

My visiting (Brit) family seem paranoid about open blinds; even though my house sits high on a hill, has gorgeous panoramic views and no hope of anyone ever looking inside, they seem to hate me leaving the blinds open at night. We have floor-to-ceiling windows and at night the view is stunning ... So I'm guessing it's the Brits who close blinds ... but not sure what you are getting at :)

(most) Brits do tend to close blinds curtains at night, when the lights are on inside the house (at night) that is when people can see in, so mine get closed, usually only in the room I am sitting in though.

I was actually talking about the daytime, didn't want to resurrect this 'old' discussion, but it seems to me that it's the Americans that have a 'habit' of keeping blinds/curtains closed during the day....sometimes it is to save fading on furniture/carpets etc, but more often is just out of habit:confused:

cindyabs May 11th 2010 1:46 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 
You know what? I don't care how you hold your bloody fork or knife as long as you keep 'em the hell off MY plate!!

AmerLisa May 11th 2010 1:51 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by gingerert (Post 8556770)

I also insist on locked doors at night. My OH thinks I'm bonkers.

:blink::confused:

Gingerert May 11th 2010 2:37 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by AmerLisa (Post 8557928)
:blink::confused:

Some nutter might walk through our unlocked front door and machete us in the middle of the night! :eek:

orangemirror May 11th 2010 2:55 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 
Now i'm totally confused. Isn't it completely normal to close the curtains at night and the lock the doors before going to bed?
That's not weird old habits is it? It's just the normal, sensible thing to do.

Sally Redux May 11th 2010 2:59 am

Re: Knife and fork usage
 

Originally Posted by orangemirror (Post 8558058)
Now i'm totally confused. Isn't it completely normal to close the curtains at night and the lock the doors before going to bed?
That's not weird old habits is it? It's just the normal, sensible thing to do.

I do. you can't see the wonderful view anyway if the lights are on.


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