It's for the discerning businessman...

I know you're not. No offense taken at all.

Ah, thanks

That boat sailed many moons ago......

That is horribly reminiscent of the Mr Bean Christmas turkey episode....

I'm the same. I'll wait until dinner is out the way (unless the person in front of me sticks their seat back), but once the trays are collected, back I go and don't disturb me!!!!

Or buy a finished one...

When I flew to London earlier this year I just threatened, verbally, the passenger in front of me, that worked.

I was sitting behind little Miss P in both directions.

Totally unrealistic photos. Neither gentlemen are drooling.

I hope they invent an Elbow Defender, to stop people who have no spatial awareness of what is "their" seat and what is "my" seat.

Try a verbal threat - I have it on good authority that it is very effective

That have to be wheeled on by someone...

Do we know of anyone, by chance, who might have relevant experience?

Hmmm, can't think of anyone off the top of my head, maybe ask Horace, he's good with tough questions like that