I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
Feb 12th 2008, 12:29 am
#31
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Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
Welcome! 
XM ch13... it's the real stuff. Not the new "pop" country crap. (Although LeeAnn Rymes "Blue" is cool as hell....) Try a little XM "Xcountry" too (CH 11 or 12 I think?) it's new stuff but not "poppy" sounding, they call it "progressive" country which from what I can tell means it sounds like the old country.
Listen to all that for a while, and when you think you might be ready... try a little Bluegrass. When you can listen to "Banjo's that Destroyed the World"* all the way through without wanting to off yourself, and you begin to wonder why people aren't hanging out with you anymore, THEN you have made it to the darkside and it's time to start shopping for a pair of bibs and a flannel shirt or two.
* Sample tracks(not for the faint of heart or people that like techno): http://www.amazon.com/Banjos-Destroy.../dp/B0000010SB
XM ch13... it's the real stuff. Not the new "pop" country crap. (Although LeeAnn Rymes "Blue" is cool as hell....) Try a little XM "Xcountry" too (CH 11 or 12 I think?) it's new stuff but not "poppy" sounding, they call it "progressive" country which from what I can tell means it sounds like the old country.
Listen to all that for a while, and when you think you might be ready... try a little Bluegrass. When you can listen to "Banjo's that Destroyed the World"* all the way through without wanting to off yourself, and you begin to wonder why people aren't hanging out with you anymore, THEN you have made it to the darkside and it's time to start shopping for a pair of bibs and a flannel shirt or two.
* Sample tracks(not for the faint of heart or people that like techno): http://www.amazon.com/Banjos-Destroy.../dp/B0000010SB
Yeehaw.
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/o...haw-16921.html
Artist: Owen Jake
Song: Yee Haw
Album: Startin With Me Jake Owen Sheet Music
Jake Owen CDs
Download “Yee Haw” Ringtone
It's five o'clock, just got paid:
I'll be off the next two days.
No more workin' like dogs,
No more leash, no more boss.
I've got a weekend of nothin' to do at all:
Yee Haw!
I know a place down the road,
The girls are hot, the beer is cold.
It's two-for-one, yeah, that's right:
Not just drinks; it's girls to guys.
I hear the twins are back in town from Saginaw:
Yee Haw!
You take your all-right; you take your can't-wait.
A lotta of bring-it-on an' some damn straight,
An' mix it all up with some down home southern drawl, y'all:
You got your yee haw!
The place is packed, the line is long;
The band know every Haggard song.
I'm gettin' loose, I've had a few.
She wants to dance; I do too.
But her boyfriend's mad, I, I think he wants to brawl:
All right, yee haw!
You take your all-right; you take your can't-wait.
A lotta of bring-it-on, an' some damn straight,
An' mix it all up with some down home southern drawl, y'all:
You got your yee haw!.
I'm talkin big time, I mean saddle up an' hold on tight,
An' if you know what I'm talkin' about, y'all, yeah:
How about a yee haw, ha, ha.
Yep, bow wow, y-e-e-h-a-w: yee haw.
[Thanks to Tiffany Robertson for corrections]
[ More Owen Jake Lyrics ]
Ringtone:
Download “Yee Haw” Ringtone
Frank R.
Feb 12th 2008, 12:38 am
#32
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Joined: Dec 2006
Location: it's still too dark to tell
Posts: 16,162
Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
Yeehaw.
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/o...haw-16921.html
Artist: Owen Jake
Song: Yee Haw
Album: Startin With Me Jake Owen Sheet Music
Jake Owen CDs
Download “Yee Haw” Ringtone
It's five o'clock, just got paid:
I'll be off the next two days.
No more workin' like dogs,
No more leash, no more boss.
I've got a weekend of nothin' to do at all:
Yee Haw!
I know a place down the road,
The girls are hot, the beer is cold.
It's two-for-one, yeah, that's right:
Not just drinks; it's girls to guys.
I hear the twins are back in town from Saginaw:
Yee Haw!
You take your all-right; you take your can't-wait.
A lotta of bring-it-on an' some damn straight,
An' mix it all up with some down home southern drawl, y'all:
You got your yee haw!
The place is packed, the line is long;
The band know every Haggard song.
I'm gettin' loose, I've had a few.
She wants to dance; I do too.
But her boyfriend's mad, I, I think he wants to brawl:
All right, yee haw!
You take your all-right; you take your can't-wait.
A lotta of bring-it-on, an' some damn straight,
An' mix it all up with some down home southern drawl, y'all:
You got your yee haw!.
I'm talkin big time, I mean saddle up an' hold on tight,
An' if you know what I'm talkin' about, y'all, yeah:
How about a yee haw, ha, ha.
Yep, bow wow, y-e-e-h-a-w: yee haw.
[Thanks to Tiffany Robertson for corrections]
[ More Owen Jake Lyrics ]
Ringtone:
Download “Yee Haw” Ringtone
Frank R.
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/o...haw-16921.html
Artist: Owen Jake
Song: Yee Haw
Album: Startin With Me Jake Owen Sheet Music
Jake Owen CDs
Download “Yee Haw” Ringtone
It's five o'clock, just got paid:
I'll be off the next two days.
No more workin' like dogs,
No more leash, no more boss.
I've got a weekend of nothin' to do at all:
Yee Haw!
I know a place down the road,
The girls are hot, the beer is cold.
It's two-for-one, yeah, that's right:
Not just drinks; it's girls to guys.
I hear the twins are back in town from Saginaw:
Yee Haw!
You take your all-right; you take your can't-wait.
A lotta of bring-it-on an' some damn straight,
An' mix it all up with some down home southern drawl, y'all:
You got your yee haw!
The place is packed, the line is long;
The band know every Haggard song.
I'm gettin' loose, I've had a few.
She wants to dance; I do too.
But her boyfriend's mad, I, I think he wants to brawl:
All right, yee haw!
You take your all-right; you take your can't-wait.
A lotta of bring-it-on, an' some damn straight,
An' mix it all up with some down home southern drawl, y'all:
You got your yee haw!.
I'm talkin big time, I mean saddle up an' hold on tight,
An' if you know what I'm talkin' about, y'all, yeah:
How about a yee haw, ha, ha.
Yep, bow wow, y-e-e-h-a-w: yee haw.
[Thanks to Tiffany Robertson for corrections]
[ More Owen Jake Lyrics ]
Ringtone:
Download “Yee Haw” Ringtone
Frank R.
Don't own a cellphone myself, but if I did, I'd have an interesting ringtone like that.
Feb 12th 2008, 1:05 am
#33
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Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
My ringtone is boring plain old, Ring Ring, its even called oldfashioned.
Reg. Frank R.
Feb 12th 2008, 1:09 am
#34
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Joined: Oct 2003
Location: Avon Lake, OH
Posts: 5,270
Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
No matter how bad things get, cuntry isn't the answer.
Feb 12th 2008, 1:52 am
#35
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Feb 12th 2008, 2:05 am
#36
I love my brick!
Joined: May 2007
Location: Peachy
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Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
If country is the answer what is the question??
Actually, in most of the rural counties in Georgia it is illegal to have a social gathering of at least 3-7 people (depending on county) where music is played if the following songs are not part of the playlist:
"You don't have to call me darling, darling" - David Allan Coe
"Keep your hands to yourself" - Georgia Satellites
Three minute banjo solo (anywhere within 30 miles of the Chatahoochee)
Punishments range from 1 hour of Waylon Jennings to 100 hours of Tammy Wynette for the most serious offenses (for example playing Lynyrd skynyrd)
Actually, in most of the rural counties in Georgia it is illegal to have a social gathering of at least 3-7 people (depending on county) where music is played if the following songs are not part of the playlist:
"You don't have to call me darling, darling" - David Allan Coe
"Keep your hands to yourself" - Georgia Satellites
Three minute banjo solo (anywhere within 30 miles of the Chatahoochee)
Punishments range from 1 hour of Waylon Jennings to 100 hours of Tammy Wynette for the most serious offenses (for example playing Lynyrd skynyrd)
Feb 12th 2008, 2:12 am
#37
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Joined: Jul 2005
Location: Glen Mills, PA
Posts: 8,870
Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
I have one, the kids insisted, but I never remember to take it, so it never comes off the charger. It has the default ring, whatever that is.
Feb 12th 2008, 2:15 am
#38
Riding on silver wings
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 10,543
Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
I'm such a dork that I had Knight Rider as my ringtone once
EDIT: Hey I'm starting a ringtone thread.
EDIT: Hey I'm starting a ringtone thread.
Feb 12th 2008, 2:16 am
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Feb 12th 2008, 2:38 am
#43
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Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
Nah...for me it was the car and seeing that red light pulse back and forth. Man that car still looks aggressive especially when it went into turbo mode. It's cajones on wheels.
Feb 12th 2008, 2:42 am
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Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
Feb 12th 2008, 2:45 am
#45
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Re: I think I'm cracking up; best place to get help?
I loved all three of those shows. I totally dug General Lee. I remember making the noise that sounded when it did something spectacular on the tube. I don't quite remember the details of the shows but I do know that they were good fun. I almost forgot the Fall Guy. Lee Majors is (or was) a hottie back then. Definitely was a hottie on Big Valley.
