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I got in a fight at the liqour store a few hours ago

I'm talking to my mum on the phone in the liquor store parking lot and after I hang up I see a car parked like 3 inches from my passenger door. I don't know how I did'nt see the guy pull up, and I don't know how he got out of his car....So I walk into the store and I see this guy at the counter..I'm 20 feet away and I say in a normal voice...

Me: Hey, why did you park an inch from my car out there?
Guy: Relax
ME: Oh yeah, cause i'm all upset
Guy: What are you, an assh@le?
Me: I am now, why did you park so close to me, are ya drunk or just a F-ing idiot?
Guy: Shut up!
Me: [I put my beer down] I'll be waiting for you outside

The guy comes outside with some cowering body language and says

Guy: My friends were pulling out near you so I pulled in real quick so I could stop them and talk to them..
Me: Why did'nt you say that instead of "relax", "what are you an assh@le?" and "shutup!"? Thats all you had to say- I was asking a question
Guy: You were all in my face...
Me: I was 20 feet away?
Guy: I'm sorry....Now could you please move your car so I can get in mine
Me: Yeah

I go into the store and the two female clerks are glaring at me, I bring my sixpak of 1554, and Lion Lager up to the counter

Me: Was that your friend?
Clerk: Yeah, he's a high school teacher and he's had 5 bypass surgeries
Me: Thats because he's a spaz..... if you were at the grocery store and someone parked an inch from your car, you wouldn't say anything?
Clerk: I wouldn't pick a fight in a store
Me: If I picked a fight with him he'd be dead now
Clerk: [throws the reciept at me] You are an assh@le
Me: Shut the F*&% up!

As I'm walking out the door both clerks are cursing me out...

An hour later the cops show up at my door, they are contemplating charges against me and wanted my side of the story..lol

Last week I passed a guy at 3 am..It was a No Passing zone but it was 3am, I could see way down the road and this gentleman was going 45 in a 65. I wasn't upset, I didn't flash my lights or get close to him. I merely passed him. He called 911! I was pulled over 10 miles down the road and questioned about a "Road Rage" incident?

America is a gutless, tattletale, police state society...It is not The Land of The Free and it's certainly not the Home of the Brave