You're a hemorrhoid??

freddie certainly can sing!!

quite like germans myself, gave birth to 2 of them !!

I just knew some daft bint was going to quote Elvira's post....

I enjoyed Springtime for Hitler

Ok, so apart from: Opera, philosophy, the reformation, dead composers, holding back the Romans, VW's-Mercedes-BMW's, increased sales of beach towels in Spain, acute business sense, being the first to use jet fighters, infro-red vision and ballistic rockets.

What have the Germans ever done for us?

I believe they introduced the Christmas tree

Home of the invention of the car, great beer, outstanding bratwurst....yummmmm..., Oktoberfest (goes with bier), also the Autobahn (the US Interstate System is based on it), and Werner Von Braun (the rocket scientist responsible for helping the US get it's space program off the launching pad).

Yes, the Hessians brought it over with them during the Revolutionary War.

Now why can't we have a proper Christkindelmarkt as well...

The car - powered by an internal combustion engine as made famous in the Tiger tank (VW - people's car - Porsche was a card carrying member of the Nazi party - nuff said)
Bratwurst/Oktoberfest - heard of the Munich Putsch?
Autobahn - built to move armies across Germany and to train people to dig trenches.
Von Braun - used London as a dartboard.

And have been indirectly responsible for all the electrocuted cats, burned-down houses and pine needles everywhere ever since.

Equals = "Why didn't we think of it first?"

To busy making tea and letting the cat out.