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MrEmjoy Sep 12th 2008 6:54 am

Re: Cutting the grass
 

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 6777306)
Slavery is not dead everywhere ...

But they que up for work instead of being made to...

Ray Sep 12th 2008 6:54 am

Re: Cutting the grass
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 6777412)
How will that help her mow the grass?:eek:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez_(sexual_act)

Awwwwwwwwww yuk ....

My sanchez is a hard worker ..for $2 an hour

cindyabs Sep 12th 2008 7:08 am

Re: Cutting the grass
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 6777412)
How will that help her mow the grass?:eek:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez_(sexual_act)

won't help mow, might help make it grow. :blink:

peteandvanessa Sep 12th 2008 8:13 am

Re: Cutting the grass
 

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 6777424)
Awwwwwwwwww yuk ....

My sanchez is a hard worker ..for $2 an hour

You are over paying them, mine works for $1 an hour

Maggiecoke Sep 12th 2008 8:31 am

Re: Cutting the grass
 
Hi

My neighbours brother owns a lawn service business, I am going to see if I can get discount! No harm in asking. Anyway moved on from that and am currently steam cleaning the carpets while the baby sleeps! fun fun fun

clarissageo Sep 12th 2008 12:04 pm

Re: Cutting the grass
 
Would you like me to send my 10 year old over to you? He does ours for free.... he actually BEGS to cut the grass he loves it that much.

Only condition would be that we send the other 5 up with him, and you have to keep them for... hmmmm lets see, the youngest is 4, so can we say 14 years?

Come on, its a great deal - you never have to cut the grass again.... we'll even pay the air fare! ;)

Mummy in the foothills Sep 12th 2008 12:35 pm

Re: Cutting the grass
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 6777112)
Our women are strong.

:rofl:
No there not, they have neighbor boys to do the work, or like our old house used to be. A 9 mths preggo brit who does it for exercise. I got an awful lot of honks from the cars going by :confused:
My dream is a vacation home near the beach with a cabana boy who cleans the pool wearing his shorts only and brings me drinks with umbrellas in. He can mow too.


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