uk_grenada

For the reindeer - mine leave poo - which i have to clean up - malteasers or chocolate m&m’s...

uk_grenada

Bacon butties for breakfast - sacrilege - try proper ham fried with onions and cocoa [here its cocoa tea -like cocoa but - more, btw did you know that raw cocoa is a pretty strong drug? Seriously - the stories about cocoa helping you sleep are true - but - if you take cocoa mass that hasnt been boiled in water or milk for 10 mins it will make you sleep - guaranteed, boiling is required to reduce the drug effect....

zzrmark

Wrong again, it's got to be kippers on Chrimbo morn.

caretaker

Kippers and toast, and there's no harm in practicing once or twice in the weeks leading up to Christmas.

zzrmark

You are either single or have the most forgiving partner on the planet, kippers more than once a year is a divorceable offence for most ladies. My ex would only let me do them if they were the boil-in-the-bag type as they don't tend to stink the house up for three days...

uk_grenada

No, no, i can appreciate a kipper, i would prefer a slice of smoked yellowfin tuna or even salmon, but a kipper is ok... like ham, if its naturally smoked yeah ok, the only issue with kipper is the bones, almost anything tropical will be deboned or bone free, but if you arent so located, its ok.

Pica

No- I just make them for others, would be wasted on me. I'll have a couple of sherries and cigarettes

scrubbedexpat142

Smoked salmon & scrambled egg with truffle flakes...

caretaker

They're frozen boneless Dundee kippers, $5/package.

Jerseygirl

Yup...but we leave a glass of milk. Can’t have Father Christmas under the influence whilst in charge of a sleigh full of pressies for the children.

Hubby drinks the milk...I eat the mince pies.

BristolUK

Uh...if hubby drinks the liquid, what difference does it make what you leave out?

Jerseygirl

He drinks the milk because I don’t like it. If we left a glass of sweet sherry...or anything else I like...he wouldn’t get a look in.

zzrmark

You are going to make the naughty list if you keep stealing Santa's waistline maintenance supplies!

BristolUK

Ah, gottit.

Bob

Mince Pie and a glass of Scotch...Manage to convince the kids that Santa, would be sick of milk after so many houses...