Bluegrass Lass

I don't hang out here too often, so I don't know if this thread has been done before.

What bumper stickers do you absolutely hate? Are there ones that make you just want to puke, piss you off, or just plain annoy you?

I hate, and I mean hate, "God bless the USA" stickers. As if America is the only country in the world that needs to be blessed? I mean, wtf?? How f***ing arrogant can an American be?? As an American myself, it shames and angers me when I see these everywhere.

So what's yours?

Roland Hulme

I think "God Bless the USA" is fairly inoffensive myself.

Car stickers I hate? Anything that mentions Jesus.

'God bless' is one thing. Dropping the J bomb is something else entirely. It's normally followed up by telling me that I'm going to hell.

TRPardoe

Personally I detest the Christian Fish. Why can't people keep their faith private?

Miind you, I get a little chuckle when I see the Darwin whale eating the Christian fish. Some of my neighbours and work colleagues are Creationists; poor, ill-educated, misguided zealots that they are.

There is a lovely sticker which spells out "COEXIST" using seven different religious symbols.

Bluegrass Lass

Hmm..maybe I hate them because I see them everywhere! Everybody has jumped on the 'God bless' bandwagon. Everybody gets one because other people have them, and they think "if i don't have one, then i must not be patriotic' or such shit as that. IMO, they get that sticker to fit in with everyone else.

Roland Hulme

Sounds about right! Like how goths dress all in black to be individuals - just like all their goth friends.

Mais, I digress...

Sally

I'm getting a "thing" about those little white figures of the members of your family across the back window. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO'S IN YOUR FAMILY

Manc

I saw one the other day "England out of Ireland"

pissed me off no end......apparently the war on terror only goes so far.

lisag8070

The ones I hate are anything to do with religion as was said previously it seems if we don't believe we'll all be damned to eternal hell...oh well such is life.

this one kinda shocked me...(on the back of a camper van)

Join the army, get to travel around the world and see the beauty it has to offer, see how other people live and experience the wonders of different countries. Soak up the culture and taste the delights of different cuisines......






Then go back and bomb it all to hell ...


This is not my point of view, this was a bumper sticker I am just merely repeating the words I saw....

Sally

I was just behind a personalised number plate 'NOYYCE'. Wondered if it was an ex-pat Brummie

Rushman

The stickers I hate the most re..."Baby on board". As if I was going to intentionally ram a vehicle and they put that up to warn me off.

I especially hate to see guys driving cars with "Baby on board" stickers. Stupid bastards have that on there for one simple reason...not any warning of infants present but as a symbol of their fertility ...kinda like "Hey Laydees...Im packing 100 octane baby juice " Bunch of tossers...might aswell drive about with their cocks hanging out the window.

Redlippie

Oy, I like those baby on board stickers!

The ones I absolutely detest are the 'My child was citizen of the month at such and such a school'. FFS, EVERY kid gets that every month at every school across the country!

Ray

my faves .......

dgsyd1

I still keep seeing cars with "Bush/Cheney 04" stickers on them, so that would probably be my worst. As for my favourite, well the following takes some beating..

"My Country Invaded Iraq, And All I Got Was These Lousy Gas Prices"

anabella

More funny ones..

scrubbedexpat097

A nurse I worked with at one time had a sticker from her church which read: "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter"

The funny thing was one of the doctors we worked for was named Carpenter who was pretty tight with his money as well......it was very fitting