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Silly Sod Jul 12th 2007 4:10 pm

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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 5048194)
Cicadas are blind...or almost blind...so they fly into you....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

So long as they don't bite I will try not to freak - ewwwwwwwwwwwwww is right though. I hate insects but I gotta love the 17 year thing. Maybe it is true love. Imagine that - 17 years and one shag lol. No Cicadas are getting grief in my yard, It might explain why the giant wasp was hanging about though :)

Adnams Jul 12th 2007 4:13 pm

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Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5048182)
Truly amazing. I saw a doco on this years ago when I was a kid and have always remembered it. It helped towards me becoming an athiest and getting to grips with the idea of the 'biological imperative'. Now I am amazed that it is about to happen all around me. I will fu/ckin cringe when it happens lol, but I am going to be mailing home and telling everyone. I also saw one about a gang of big crabs in OZ or somehere. Don't fancy that!! :)

Whatever they are they're minging. Crabs, monster bees, wasps. Eeek! The crab thing is on one of those Islands between oz and indo cant remember the name but they scurry across the road and you cant even drive over 'em. Dont ask me about the hermit crabs in tanjung lesung, talk about skin crawling....

Jerseygirl Jul 12th 2007 4:16 pm

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I hate things that jump...crickets, jumping spiders, frogs. Praying Mantis also freak me out...they are huge..around 6" long. The worse thing is the way they can spin their head around. :blink:

Adnams Jul 12th 2007 4:20 pm

Re: To bee.....or what?
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 5048216)
I hate things that jump...crickets, jumping spiders, frogs. Praying Mantis also freak me out...they are huge..around 6" long. The worse thing is the way they can spin their head around. :blink:

Dadddy long legs!!! yeek yeek yeek

Jerseygirl Jul 12th 2007 4:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Adnams (Post 5048226)
Dadddy long legs!!! yeek yeek yeek

The ones I call daddy long legs are really called crane flies. My husband calls those spiders with the tiny bodies and very long, thin legs daddy long legs. He is correct and I am wrong...but I'm not telling him that. :sneaky:

DLL/crane flies also freak me out...they make a rustling noise when they fly near you.

TouristTrap Jul 12th 2007 5:50 pm

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Y'all are such scaredy cats.

Come and live down here in Florida and face down your first Palmetto bug and then come and cry to me. Pfffffffttttttttttttt

ironporer Jul 12th 2007 10:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5047360)
Help Michiganders!!!

I have just killed the biggest bee type creature I have ever seen in my life. It was in our yard when I pulled up and almost flew in the car widow. It seemed pissed right off by the car and kept dive bombing it. I ran away leaving the keys in the car. I had to attack it with a broom and it took some killing.

It is about an inch long dead, alive it looked as big as my thumb. I have googled it and am wondering if it could be a queen yellowjacket? A site I found said they tend to be half inch long while the queen is almost an inch (this is an inch at least). What I am wondering is - and this may sound dumb but I have a total phobia of bees and especially wasps and even more especially dinosaur sized wasps!!! - is there any way it's buddies could know it is dead and start looking for revenge or something, I mean like, do they give of any distress chemicals and stuff. I am sitting here shivering and imagining them crawling all over the house.

Anyway, anyone had experience of these gargangtuan monster insects and am I right to be fearful?


Did it look like this?

http://www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/sim...le-bee-man.gif

TouristTrap Jul 12th 2007 10:44 pm

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:rofl::rofl:

Jerseygirl Jul 13th 2007 12:45 am

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Originally Posted by TouristTrap (Post 5048373)
Y'all are such scaredy cats.

Come and live down here in Florida and face down your first Palmetto bug and then come and cry to me. Pfffffffttttttttttttt

I have...that's one of the reasons I keep saying I couldn't live in Florida. :eek:

dinosaur Jul 13th 2007 2:07 am

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Originally Posted by Adnams (Post 5047474)
Well do you have the devil black wasps? We get these great big enormous things here which look like a wasp but are the size of small childs arm I kid ye not and are all black. They are evil, the devils sporn.
We call them the stealth wasps. And all they ever do is fly straight at you. What the hell are those things?

Those'll probably be some type of solitary wasp - we have them all over (am also in CT). My wife wants to kill them thinking they'll attack the kids, but the entomologist comes out in me when I see them - they're passive and pretty beneficial to the garden.
Would love to see one of these one day...

cindyabs Jul 13th 2007 2:10 am

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Originally Posted by dinosaur (Post 5050123)
Those'll probably be some type of solitary wasp - we have them all over (am also in CT). My wife wants to kill them thinking they'll attack the kids, but the entomologist comes out in me when I see them - they're passive and pretty beneficial to the garden.
Would love to see one of these one day...

For me, only from a distance with NASA strength binoculars..........

Jerseygirl Jul 13th 2007 2:12 am

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We often see what looks like a large wasp...about an inch long...but it's dark brown all over. Does anyone know what it is?

dinosaur Jul 13th 2007 2:17 am

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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 5048234)
The ones I call daddy long legs are really called crane flies. My husband calls those spiders with the tiny bodies and very long, thin legs daddy long legs.

Well, think a US "daddy longlegs" is a harvestman (order of arachnids) - in the UK that's what I'd call them and reserve daddy longlegs for crane flies. Just remember being very confused when my wife was complaining of daddy longlegs in our basement and I couldn't see what she meant, as there was no big gangly things flying around, only to realise they were on the floor.

Ariel the Mermaid Jul 13th 2007 2:36 am

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Hmmmm may have to reconsider perm move to Cali in view of this thread...... don't 'do' bugs of any kind.. at least in my local park they put up signs saying 'beware of rattlesnakes'. Haven't come across any really gross bugs yet........:(

dinosaur Jul 13th 2007 2:41 am

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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 5050148)
We often see what looks like a large wasp...about an inch long...but it's dark brown all over. Does anyone know what it is?

I believe that one day before too long, National Geographic will have a reference on-line....doesn't cover many insects yet though. In the meantime you can try this or this...


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