Bad Jokes for Friday 13th
Dec 13th 2013, 1:22 pm
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Bad Jokes for Friday 13th
Guy 1: I once knew a man with one leg called Smith.
Guy 2: What's the name of his other leg?
Got that one from Mary Poppins.
Guy 2: What's the name of his other leg?
Got that one from Mary Poppins.
Dec 13th 2013, 3:55 pm
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Re: Bad Jokes for Friday 13th
Two Greeks outside an armour shop.
One says to the other, "That's the one I'd get"* and Cyclops comes out and hits him.
*one-eyed get
One says to the other, "That's the one I'd get"* and Cyclops comes out and hits him.
*one-eyed get
Dec 13th 2013, 5:53 pm
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Re: Bad Jokes for Friday 13th
CO #1: "That guy Hoffage really believes we've issued him a visa."
Dec 13th 2013, 6:15 pm
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Sides. Are. Splitting. 
Dec 13th 2013, 9:02 pm
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Dec 14th 2013, 3:19 pm
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Re: Bad Jokes for Friday 13th
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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Dec 17th 2013, 1:59 pm
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Re: Bad Jokes for Friday 13th
Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.
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Dec 17th 2013, 3:03 pm
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Re: Bad Jokes for Friday 13th
Q. What goes up and down Nelson's Column ?
A. Winnie Mandela
Too soon ...... ?
A. Winnie Mandela
Too soon ...... ?
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Dec 17th 2013, 8:20 pm
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