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Xebedee Nov 29th 2007 9:36 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 
Here's a job ad which leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination:

"Plans and conducts work requiring judgement in the independent evaluation, selection, and substantial adaptation and modification of standard techniques, procedures and criteria. Independently prepares criteria, computation analyses, specifications, cost estimates, and technical reports in the specific area of technical expertise."

Oh, what a load of complete cobblers.
Its as if they just pulled a load of buzz words out of a hat and randomly threw them into a sentence.

Wonder if the boss actually talks like that???

:D

Thydney Nov 30th 2007 12:13 am

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by augigi (Post 5616114)
Shows what you know then - you become a qualified patient care/nursing assistant after a 12 week course, not a nurse. Or are you an expert in this matter, too?

The answer was given to someone who obviously isn't pretending to be an RN. My answer was aimed at getting qualified to nurse not be an RN. I'm not nor have every claimed to be an expert, my wife the nursing instructor is the source of the iformation.

Dan725 Nov 30th 2007 1:45 am

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by augigi (Post 5616114)
Shows what you know then - you become a qualified patient care/nursing assistant after a 12 week course, not a nurse. Or are you an expert in this matter, too?

Wow, whats with these snippy replies? :rofl:

augigi Nov 30th 2007 2:01 am

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by Dan725 (Post 5617891)
Wow, whats with these snippy replies? :rofl:

It irritates me when someone incorrectly claims that you can become a nurse after a 12 week training course. You become unlicensed assistive personnel, not a "nurse". It makes me "snippy". Apologies.

Thydney Nov 30th 2007 12:32 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by Dan725 (Post 5617891)
Wow, whats with these snippy replies? :rofl:

She's a snotty cow who has a chip. She's like this anytime someone disagrees with her

Rushman Nov 30th 2007 1:08 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by NC Penguin (Post 5610841)
I don't know if you're at all superstitious but if I were you, I wouldn't mention going for job interviews to many people until at least after you've had the interview.

It worked for me.

and how are things at McDonalds?

Thydney Nov 30th 2007 1:14 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5620039)
and how are things at McDonalds?

:rofl:

augigi Nov 30th 2007 3:12 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by Thydney (Post 5619958)
She's a snotty cow who has a chip. She's like this anytime someone disagrees with her

Gee, you know me so well :rofl:

Thydney Nov 30th 2007 3:26 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by augigi (Post 5620235)
Gee, you know me so well :rofl:

Gee it didn't take much

NC Penguin Dec 2nd 2007 1:06 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5620039)
and how are things at McDonalds?

I wear all black at work so that should be indication that I do not work at Micky Ds thank you.:p

Toontje Dec 2nd 2007 1:10 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by NC Penguin (Post 5626182)
I wear all black at work so that should be indication that I do not work at Micky Ds thank you.:p

You work for an undertaker?

BigDavyG Dec 2nd 2007 1:10 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by NC Penguin (Post 5626182)
I wear all black at work so that should be indication that I do not work at Micky Ds thank you.:p

Must be a nice, hygienic kitchen to work in.
There is a reason why most chefs wear white you know.

Thydney Dec 2nd 2007 1:13 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by NC Penguin (Post 5626182)
I wear all black at work so that should be indication that I do not work at Micky Ds thank you.:p

Yeah!! You stupid Rushy? Everyone know McD's are green:rofl: The black ones are Sonnys

NC Penguin Dec 2nd 2007 1:29 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by BigDavyG (Post 5626191)
Must be a nice, hygienic kitchen to work in.
There is a reason why most chefs wear white you know.

You've obviously not seen/been in a commercial kitchen, have you?:rolleyes:

BigDavyG Dec 2nd 2007 1:53 pm

Re: Another day, Another Job Interview
 

Originally Posted by NC Penguin (Post 5626229)
You've obviously not seen/been in a commercial kitchen, have you?:rolleyes:

Yes I have - like I said - obviously a very hygienic kitchen you work in.


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