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Old Dec 8th 2010, 8:46 pm
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I don't think the distinction is between Prada and tat. It's more the difference between a well crafted bag and a similar one with a fancy label.

For the prices some charge, I'd expect 4 breasts and a trick pelvis at the very least.....


Is that an anagram for "4 beasts and a thick Elvis?"
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Old Dec 8th 2010, 9:55 pm
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Is that an anagram for "4 beasts and a thick Elvis?"
I'd pay to see that.

Actually the real joke is that while we were walking past the windows looking at the goods on display, all the women were genuinely good looking and attractive bar one. This one had thighs like tree trunks, and when looking at her, the words 'Swamp donkey' sprang to mind for some reason.

However, in all the time we were in that area, she was the only one who got a client!
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I have travelled extensively and sampled some strange wool but I must admit polish girls take some beating.
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Old Dec 12th 2010, 5:33 pm
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I have travelled extensively and sampled some strange wool but I must admit polish girls take some beating.
Wel, you know what they say. The price of a good woman is beyond rubies.

(That'll be the scarcity value) As for the rest, it's about 25 quid a pop.
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Old Dec 12th 2010, 6:25 pm
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I have travelled extensively and sampled some strange wool but I must admit polish girls take some beating.
Sounds like you're well into S&M.

No, I don't mean sausage and mash either.
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A more serious article

http://qorreo.com/2010/12/spain-news...h-brothel/1769
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I have travelled extensively and sampled some strange wool but I must admit polish girls take some beating.
You have not been to Thailand yet then.
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Is that an anagram for "4 beasts and a thick Elvis?"
In the Adult Entertainment section of the Sur in English paper I once saw an advertisement which said "Sophie, beautiful and young, 120 breasts".
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You have not been to Thailand yet then.
Can't see those tiny, skinny, shapeless Thai birds standing up to much of a beating.
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You have not been to Thailand yet then.
Too chancey, too many ladyboys about.
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Originally Posted by jdr
Too chancey, too many ladyboys about.
Ah,so you've been then.
Once bitten, eh.
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