Is that an anagram for "4 beasts and a thick Elvis?"

I'd pay to see that.

Actually the real joke is that while we were walking past the windows looking at the goods on display, all the women were genuinely good looking and attractive bar one. This one had thighs like tree trunks, and when looking at her, the words 'Swamp donkey' sprang to mind for some reason.

However, in all the time we were in that area, she was the only one who got a client!

I have travelled extensively and sampled some strange wool but I must admit polish girls take some beating.

Wel, you know what they say. The price of a good woman is beyond rubies.

(That'll be the scarcity value) As for the rest, it's about 25 quid a pop.

Sounds like you're well into S&M.

No, I don't mean sausage and mash either.

A more serious article

http://qorreo.com/2010/12/spain-news...h-brothel/1769

You have not been to Thailand yet then.

In the Adult Entertainment section of the Sur in English paper I once saw an advertisement which said "Sophie, beautiful and young, 120 breasts".

Can't see those tiny, skinny, shapeless Thai birds standing up to much of a beating.

Too chancey, too many ladyboys about.

Ah,so you've been then.
Once bitten, eh.