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Apart from anything else, where do they get the money to pay for this? Confirms my suspicion that a siginificant sector (maybe 50-60%??) are doing well out of the recession.
No wonder that certain UK footballers have a tendency for getting caught out "with their pants down" in Spain!!!

It`s no good posting this without a price list.

I was going to say something but i would be executed by Sue.

Spain and Spanish males are well known for their use of prostitutes, have been for years.

I was thinking of branching out into new work. Where can I sign the wife up?

I'm 64, and the missus might read this, so I'll just put a smile here..

Passenger to a sexy air hostess: What's your name ?

Air hostess : Mercedes, Sir !

Passenger : Lovely name ! ... Any relation with Mercedes-Benz ?

Air hostess: Same Price

That's something that amazes me how people will pay a small fortune for sex when it can be bought so cheaply.

What's the going rate in Amsterdam these days? I was there a few years ago and I seem to remember that the advertised price was about 30 euros a shag. Me, I'm so mean even that horrified me, so that night I just wrapped a five pound note round my index finger......

I don’t know about Amsterdam, but I remember a pub outing to Ostend some years ago when our party found itself in such a place. I remember working out the price as the same as buying ten pints of lager.

I was near to that quota while doing the calculation and faced with the stark choice settled for trying to drink another ten instead. I got nowhere near it and was thoroughly sick.

I blamed it on the Belgian beer and having a quick look into the back room to see that working girl’s face.

What stunned me was how beautiful the girls were on offer. I had expected raddled old hags, but these were drop dead gorgeous.

Ah, a niche market. You need to find out where Rooney hangs out (allegedly...)

That can be said about everything, though.

Why buy a Ferrari when a Corsa is so cheap?

Why buy a Prada handbag, when you can get them for 10 euros on the market?

Could it be that you get what you pay for?

If we are talking about prostitution, I think that one that does it for the money for a luxury lifestyle (hence the high price tag), would be preferable to one that is doing it to pay the rent or feed a habit.

I don't think the distinction is between Prada and tat. It's more the difference between a well crafted bag and a similar one with a fancy label.

For the prices some charge, I'd expect 4 breasts and a trick pelvis at the very least.....