look at this.......I use it to teach little kids the parts of the face!

http://www.spanishspanish.com/body/face.html

Loved that!

Thanks lynnxa

Lol, good link, I bet they enjoy that.
I have bookmarked it for the grand daughter.

Even better, you can choose what to look at here.

http://www.spanishspanish.com/

Me cago en la leche... and all the other possibilities. This is the most common phrase I ever used to hear. Literally "I sh*t in the milk (or the salty sea, or the virgin, or God, or just about anything. That in which you "sh*t' on/in is what defines how angry you are (sh*tting on God or the Virgin is only when one is really really mad...usually after dealing with Telefonic or the Ayuntamiento).

Rough translation... Damn it!, or God damn it!

Fantastico - muchas gracias!

excellent, thanks

Lol. Must make a mental note of this one

estoy muy borracha
i am very drunk.

oooooooooops.

Brilliant - thanks!

Hi all!
Here are a couple of tongue twisters to try. Best attempted after a glass or two of glasses of vino! I have got a couple more but don't think they will work without Spanish keyboard!

All together now!
Tres tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal
(Three sad tigers where swallowing wheat on a wheatfield)

And for my personal favorite!
Poquito a poquito Paquito empaca poquitas copitas en pocos paquetes
(Little by little Paquito is packing some wine glasses in a few wine boxes)

You may mark your scores yourself from 1-10!

you missed the 'sad'' bit- (tristes)
its 'tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal'

aaah i remember another one now:

pablito calvo un clavito, que clavito clavo pablito?

and-
se me caen las babas (i am dribling/my spit is falling out)
just got back from the dentist so i thought i'd share it with you

Hi all!

You are absolutely right featherbum I did miss the "tristes"! Many thanks for the correction! I was actually just testing to make sure you were all paying attention! ( OK, so I lied!) I should have waited to post it when I got home from work, instead of rushing it before I went. That will teach me!

Doing the bump thingie and reviving this thread

What you will never learn in Spanish 101

Guay (gwhy) Cool

Cojonudo (ko-ho-NOO-doh) Better than cool

Me mola (may MO-la) Love it!

Alucino (ah-lu-THEE-no) Can't believe it!

Paso (PAH-so) Couldn't care less

Juerguista (hwer-GHEE-stah) Party animal

Cutre (KOO-tray) Seedy, lacking class. Sometimes used affectionately, as in, ''Sometimes the most cutre places serve the best tapas.''

Ligar (lee-GAR) To pick up someone.

Hortera (or-TER-ah) Flashy, tacky, kitschy

Fashion (FASH-yohn) Trendy, obsessed with the latest. Used as an adjective, not necessarily related to clothing, as in, ''The people who hang out in Chueca are really fashion.''

Gente guapa (HEN-tay GWA-pah) Beautiful people

Pijo (PEE-ho) A posh and conservative type, as in, ''That party at the golf club was crawling with pijos.''

Come one everyone.....a small contribution daily please

My personal favourite is "gente guapa"!

Re: Fashion: usually said in double to accentuate: Los ingleses son my fashion fashion.

Pijos [literal meaning= lice]: Usually said with accompanining "Putos pijos"...Los putos pijos estan destrozando el pais....the pijos are destroying the country. Pijos also has a faschist conmnotation...for the 'friends' of the former dictator (pijos are disdained by all, inculding other pijos). F

Fachas- ultra rightists. Los jodidos fachas de Bush se han jodido el mundo....Bush's damn neo-cons have screwed up the world.

Rojatas (ro-hat-as) damn pinko commie lefists

La Hostia/Ostia- literally the host, as in the communion bread/wafer- Used as a curse word to acdentuate an action: Ay'va [I-ba] la ostia Patxi, mi cuñado se mato con una hacha. I'll be god damned patxi, my brother in law killed himself with an axe.. Heard a great deal (especially with the "Ay'va la ostia Patxi" in Pais Vasco.

Chulo/guay(s).... cool or neat- Que chulo/guay son las tias Españolas

Party animal [skull]- Calavera (ka-la-vera)

Tio/Tia -literally aunt/uncle- most commonlu used informally as "guys/gals or chicks/dudes.

Eso me suda la polla- that sweats my dick... I don't give a f**k/damn-I could not care less (in very rude way)

A tomar por culo- Literally that 'it took it up the ass'. Vete a tomar por culo...blow it out your ass; Mi coche se ha ido a tomar por culo...my car got *f**ked up.

Vete a cascarla- go wank. Can also be used to signigy that something has gon awry...mi coche se ha ido a cascarla.

Gypsies: Gitanos.. or in a much more rude/common way: Calorros (ka-lo-rros)

Peluco-watch (in Calorro)
Churumbeles-kids (in Calorro)
Faca- Knife (in Calorro)
Trena- Jail (in Calorro)
Payo/s- white people...(in Calorro)

Chungo- bad... Mi vida esta muy chunga (my life sucks)Pedo...fart, though also used to being drunk/stoned= Que pedo que voy...Damn am I fuc*ed up. Also borracha/merluza/mona/pea.

Carca or Carroza (kar-ka or ka-rro-tha)... a wreck- usually used for old farts like us- Joer...que carroza es mi padre.

Joder (ho-der) or Follar (fo-yar)- very common- literally to f**k.

Vete a la mierda- go to shit... (go to hell...but worse)

Gabachos (Ga-ba-chos)- French people: often said with 'Putos Gabachos de mierda' accentuation to describe how Spanish really feel about the putos gabachos de mierda.

Guiris-Gee-rees) English (or Yanks sometimes).